Monday, October 09, 2006

Welcome, Soon To Be Followers

by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes

I would like to personally extend my welcome to the latest influx of godless liberals from both Fark and Netscape. I’m glad that your curiosity about how the other half lives has brought you to our door. And by “the other half” I mean those with a coherent political ideology and who aren’t bound for the fiery and eternal pit of torment. I’d ask that you wipe your feet as you enter so as to not track sin into our home.

I’m very excited that you Farkers especially have taken time out of your busy schedule of Photoshoping “O Rly” owls to devote some energy to your personal salvation. So for everyone who’s new here to get a sense for our mission, we’d like to present you with a list of posts from the last several months that we feel are representative of our righteous mission. You might not agree with everything Herman and I have to say, but you will. In the meantime just try not to agitate our followers by openly disagreeing with anything we have written.

8 Comments:

At October 09, 2006 2:06 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Perhaps some of these newcomers are parents, so I think it would be appropriate to share with them some of the challenges of parenting and how you handled the situations. I think most parents have children that ask for pets regardless of whether or not the living situation can accommodate a new addition to the family. With that in mind, I found the experience you shared about Michael Junior's pets extremely helpful.

 
At October 09, 2006 11:43 AM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

kirk: I thank you for suggestion.

While I know that everything Herman and I have written is the brilliantly written and divinely inspired word of God, it's sometimes difficult to know which pieces are really worthy to stand next to what is contained within the Bible.

 
At October 10, 2006 9:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow..

 
At October 10, 2006 10:56 AM, Blogger Rick said...

I don't want to scare anybody, but in 2007 Rush, Hannity, O'Reilly et. al., will be saying, "Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

Oh, the horror of it all. We'll all be led into a pit of fire by the godless harlot...

 
At October 10, 2006 9:52 PM, Anonymous Fairbanks Alaska said...

Guys, this is hilarious. You should really talk to Colbert about getting a job. Keep it up.

 
At October 10, 2006 11:09 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Rick: If Fancy Nancy becomes Speaker of the House we will lose the right to own private property, our Bibles will be burned and replaced with Koran's, women will be allowed to vote, white women will be forced to have abortions, and the terrorists will kill us all.

While I know you were trying to get a chuckle, I don't think this is something to joke about. It is important that we vote correctly in this election or we will put our nation in great peril.

 
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