Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Rush Limbaugh's Little Blue Nightmare

by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes

I’m sure many of you have heard the seemingly disappointing news about Rush Limbaugh. For those of you who haven’t, here’s the “story” as the mainstream media is reporting it:



.. Limbaugh was detained Monday for more than three hours at Palm Beach International Airport, upon returning from some R&R in the Dominican Republic. Customs officials reportedly found a bottle of [Viagra] in his bag--but his name wasn't on the prescription
As you can imagine, liberals are having an absolute field day with this story. I just find it so fascinating that godless unbelievers would have the gall to cast judgment upon anyone, let alone a man as thoroughly righteous as Rush.

Yes, yes, I do realize that Rush has had problems with prescription pain killers. He’s admitted to this and has gotten the treatment he needed. While I’ve never had such a moral lapse, it seems that sometimes God’s children (read: Conservatives) are entitled to make mistakes. The difference between him and some strung out kid in the ghetto is this - Rush had a job that paid well. Jesus is more than willing to take you into his arms and forgive such indiscretion as long as you’re a contributing member of society. Otherwise, it’s just you and your crack pipe.

But, back to this Viagra story and the true explanation that the media just doesn’t seem to get. You see, Rush went to the Dominican Republic for one reason and one reason only… to prove his righteousness to himself and to all of us.

Rush obviously experienced a great deal of self-doubt after his bout with OxyContin addiction. “Am I still the morally upright person I proclaim to be?” “Can I still continue to cast stones even though I am no longer without sin?” He probably asked questions like these over and over again in his head. But ultimately he realized that too many people depend on him and that he needed to do something to rebuild his moral confidence.

Now, the best way that I know of to prove your righteousness is to put yourself in a situation where you are strongly tempted to sin so that you can resist this temptation. Rush Limbaugh clearly understands this and took his bottle of Viagra to a place known for its prostitutes and flourishing sex industry – the Dominican Republic.

I can picture Rush now, walking down those dusty streets with the bottle of Viagra in hand. He pops a few of those little blue pills into his mouth as he continues down this road and towards his ultimate redemption. He walks by a group of brown skinned temptresses who offer to fulfill any depraved sexual desire he might have. But he resists. Even though his member is fully engorged and throbbing he still resists.

Could you liberals honestly say that you would have as much moral fortitude as Mr. Limbaugh? Would your response be the same?

So before you cast moral judgment on this great man, ask yourself this: how many Dominican whores could you walk past with an erection before you gave in to your base carnal desires?

56 Comments:

At June 28, 2006 11:58 PM, Anonymous Righteous Red said...

Thank you brother Steele for explaining this to us. For a moment or two I was caught in the web of lies those damn liberals had spun, and I began to doubt the moral certainty of our dear Mr. Limbaugh.

I will be on the next plane to the Dominican Republic with my Viagra to see if I too can pass this test of temptation.

P.S. Is it alright to substitute Cialis? Otherwise I might have to borrow my fellow bretheren's Viagra.

 
At June 29, 2006 12:04 AM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

"how many Dominican whores could you walk past with an erection before you gave in to your base carnal desires?"

3.7

 
At June 29, 2006 9:45 AM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

rigtheous red: I applaud your decision to make this trip yourself as it will prove you worthy of reading this blog.

As for using Cialis, as long as it's from an American pharmaceutical company you're fine. If, on the other hand, you're using cheaper pills from Canada then you're putting yourself at risk and you're a traitor to this country.

 
At June 29, 2006 9:50 AM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

bushcheney: I don't even want to get into your very disturbing and very obvious predilection for fractions of prostitutes. That sort of depravity just has no place here.

Although I will take this time to invite you to ask your teacher whether or not a rhetorical question should ever be answered. Actually, I'll save you the time -- by very definition it shouldn't.

 
At June 29, 2006 12:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This site is a joke, right? If not this is the most absurd article I have ever read. To say that Jesus is more likely to forgive depending on our contribution to society shows a serious lack of understanding of the bible and who Jesus came here to save.
By the way, people who live in glass houses(like Rush) really should not throw stones. If he really did any soul searching during this time, he would probably change the critical theme of his programs.

 
At June 29, 2006 12:57 PM, Blogger FU RUSH said...

You people need to get your head out of your arses and join the real world...Rush is a fat,junkie scum bag who's pandering to the times...he is as righteous as satan....all of you get your hands out of your pants and do something constructive in this world other than preach crap about a man none of you really know...in the end he's only going to disappoint you...

 
At June 29, 2006 1:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow...beautiful writing! I've seen all kinds of satire, and I thought this one was played out, but I think you've even got Landover Baptist topped! Nicely done, keep up the good work!

 
At June 29, 2006 1:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, you are just filled with hate.

 
At June 29, 2006 1:39 PM, Anonymous Fooled again said...

I am not a liberal or a conservative. however i think both sides are biases to the point of fault.

The pain killers Rush is addicted to, is prescription HEROINE. Rush is a white collar dopehead. he doesnt inject it, he takes a pill.

at my previous job i was forced to listen to him because the other people i worked with listened to him. He is a hypocrite. He says DRUG ADDICTS should be jailed. He is a drug addict.

Morality is a word used by conservatives to make themselves appear to be better than the average Joe. Meanwhile, where is the Morality with your group? where is the Morality in name calling Dominican women by calling them "Whores"?

Guess what? neither god nor jesus are AMERICAN. they are Jews. I am not a christian so I dont care, either way. But you conservatives need to wake up and realize you are as brainwashed and biased as the "LIBERALS" you all hate. and yes, from what i see and read from your side of the aisle you all HATE them.

if you read the bible and are religious at all, what does the bible say about your"ENEMIES"?. What does Jesus say about your enemies?

As a humanist, a person who believes in the power of each person to affect change, and the fact that everyone has the same value based on the fact that we all are human, we bleed, we hurt, we love, etc...

I am outraged and disgusted by your "MORAL HIGH GROUND". When i see conservatives skip their vacations to help needy children and people in this country and abroad, then maybe i'll give a dollar's worth of credence to what you side says.

Rush limbaugh is a hypocrite and a hate monger. all he is concerned with is making money. Same with Anne Coulter, same with George Bush and the same with Dick Cheney.

What is a conservative? A dopehead pill popping hate monger? A president that was a drunkard, a cocaine abuser, a military flunky, a c average college student, a failed oilman, and an english language butcher?

Rush limbaugh isnt being persecuted. His IMMORALITY almost ruined him. He is a fraud. And in the next few years as more and more conservatives show their true, angry, intolerant, greddy attitude, this country will get sick of you all and you will again be regiled to the sidelines.

unless of course that dope, hillary runs in 08.

 
At June 29, 2006 1:56 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

anonymous: What's really absurd is your assertion that Rush lives in a glass house. Rush is obviously a very wealthy man and has more than enough money to construct a more study domicile than one made of glass.

While I haven't seen his house myself, I imagine it to be immense with a well manicured lawn and most certainly not made of glass.

 
At June 29, 2006 1:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clearly Mr. Limbaugh deserves the respect that you have shown him! Imagine how difficult it must be for a strong man like Limbaugh to have to now admit that he suffers from erectile dysfunction! Perhaps his inability to get his penis erect is related to his addiction to painkillers. Just as addiction is a serious disease, so is erectile dysfunction and we should treat it as such! Stop making fun of this great man. Viagra isn't a controlled substance but merely made to help people like Rush Limbaugh "achieve harder erections, maintain his erection during sex and increase his partner’s satisfaction with your erection" according to Pfizer, the makers of Viagra. The only thing I might have a problem with (although I am giving Rush the benefit of doubt until he explains the situation) is that he felt he had to go to a foreign country in order to utilize his prescription. Regaining the ability to achieve an erection in his penis for the purposes wholesome vaginal intercourse is a freedom that all Americans, especially Mr. Rush Limbaugh, deserve to experience. The image of an elderly statesman like Rush Limbaugh fumbling with his flaccid genitalia attempting to penetrate the vagina of his partner is something that makes me want to cry. Thank God, thank Jesus and thank America for the miracle of modern science in the form of Viagra so that Rush can be a hardliner once again. Thank you all for you support of Rush Limbaugh and allowing me to show my support for him. God bless!

 
At June 29, 2006 1:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well done Fooled, I couldn't have done it better myself.

 
At June 29, 2006 1:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am trying to decide what I am more upset at. The absolute crap and fact less rhetoric that the author of the story is spewing or the fact that I just lost 5 minutes of my life that I will never have back reading the article and the subsequent nonsense in the posted comments. Anyhow, a note to Netscape executives, shut down the site, its garbage, a 3 year-old could provide more informative junk than this..

 
At June 29, 2006 2:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blog owner approval, talk about freedom of speech from these true liberals, what a joke...

 
At June 29, 2006 2:01 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

fu rush: While I usually make it a point not to allow liberals' comments to slip through my protective net of comment moderation I made an exception for you. You come off like a ranting maniac and an excellent example of what liberal discourse looks like.

anonymous #2: I have read Landover Baptist and I agree with much of what they write. Sometimes though I question whether they truly believe what they say.

 
At June 29, 2006 2:05 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

anonymous #3: What's your point? I am filled with hate for those that the Lord despises Himself, since when is that a crime?

fooled again: Given how idiotic your comment makes you sound I would say that your name is probably very apt. Do your friends often take advantage of your foolishness and play tricks on you. I'll bet they do.

Anyway, your hatred of Rush is completely irrational. And another thing, I wouldn't say I've taken the moral high ground... more like seized the moral high ground.

 
At June 29, 2006 2:12 PM, Anonymous Fooled Again said...

after reviewing this entire site, i have concluded that either A, this is a joke. or B, you need serious help.

To be right at all costs is to be as wrong as those you disagree with.

as the old saying goes, i believe its from Socrates, "intelligence is being able to hold 2 oppsing views in your head." what i see on this site, is childish name calling, anger at those who are different, and a level of arrognace that is astounding.

Michael, you need to travel the world and see how everyone besides a christian, white american conservative lives. you are either the least cultered person i have ever read anything from or a closed minded baby.

and the conservative vs liberal arguement is stupid, childish, counterproductive and a distraction from the real issues that we all face.

unless you people are paid by both parties to distract us, then i would say you guys are worth your money, because nothing has been getting done for a long long time.

 
At June 29, 2006 2:17 PM, Anonymous fooled again said...

your response is typical of conservatives..

"la la la la la , i cant hear you, nor will i debate any issue with you because im better than you and you are a poopy head"

grow up micheal. you cant stay an ignorramus your ENTIRE life.. can you?

call my comments idiotic all you want. you didnt respond to one thing i said because you apparantly only run this blog so you can run your mouth and then say:

"la la la la la la i cant hear you"

your cause will lose the house, senate and presidency eventually, just like after prohibition got revoked. so enjoy your HIGHER GROUND now.

All things come to an end. including your "Cause" (excuse for bigotry)

 
At June 29, 2006 2:27 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

fooled again: I suggest you channel your whiney liberal angst elsewhere. Perhaps you can take a cue from 14 year old girls across the country and simply buy a diary. That way you could vent your misguided frustration without endangering America by exposing her citizens to your vile liberal filth.

 
At June 29, 2006 2:50 PM, Blogger 2XTEX said...

There's been a lot of nonsense on this blog so far. I hope this gets better in the future. Some of you need to take a look in the mirror.

 
At June 29, 2006 2:54 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

fooled again: I am quite pleased that you chose to use such a descriptive name for yourself. By your logic, my new blog handle would be "Herman, Who Jesus Loves More Than Anyone, Other Than Michael Gregory Steele". I think you are starting a positive trend here.

 
At June 29, 2006 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rush...glass houses...Viagra...I would like to end the thought with...curtains.

 
At June 29, 2006 3:20 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

anonymous who knows what number: I somehow doubt that Netscape can pull the plug on us. We are affiliated with The Lord Jesus Christ and God Our Holy Loving Father , not Netscape.

 
At June 29, 2006 3:23 PM, Anonymous fooled again by Hypocrites said...

um? im not a liberal. AND stop sounding like that Ape in a suit, Sean Hannity. Just because i DISAGREE with YOU doesnt make me a LIBERAL spewing vile filth as you put it. It makes me sane.

It is you my friend that need to take your blog OFFLINE and buy a diary. remember YOU have this up so everyone can read your opinions.

The problem with you is simply you just want people to read your opinions and thats it. You dont respond to one issue people post unless it agrees with you.

You are UNAMERICAN and a threat to the constitution. Our forefathers DISAGREED on EVERYTHING. our entire political system is based on debate and compromise.

You either lack the ability to do so or are a verbal BULLY. Either way your closed minded, high on yourself attitude is a mockery to our system as a whole.

Now lets discuss this doozy YOU posted, i read this and almost spit out my coffee because it was soo ludicrious, especially from a smart moral guy like yourself..:

"Michael Gregory Steele said...

anonymous #3: What's your point? I am filled with hate for those that the Lord despises Himself, since when is that a crime?"

Im not even religious, but have read the bible for various reasons. JESUS, your lord, did not believe or PRACTICE hate, neither did the God of the new testament. As a christian your not to follow the old testament, you are to follow the New.

You know the one where god and jesus LOVE EVERYONE, even the sinners. The turn the other cheek messiah. The messiah the says the meek shall inherit the earth. The jesus that makes it a point to say how you treat the least of god's creatures is how you are judged. where even the most vile are forgiven.

You are a funda- MENTAL extremist wh misquotes, misuses and exploits a religion for your own purposes.

And before you beat me to the punch i wwill say again. Not only am I not a liberal, i am not a religious person either. I believe in OBJECTIVISM . ever read ayn rand? you should. you would realize you are ruled by emotion and irrational.

maybe someday you will wake up and realize, politics, ideas, life, is not a baseball game where you root for your team and i root for mine. life is more complicated than that and rather than reduce yourself to a child on a school play ground you should learn how to argue your points without discounting all those you "HATE"

hate is a manifestation for fear. Obviously you FEAR liberals and those who disagree with you. Maybe your parents coddled you and told you how great you were growing up and then you realized you werent so you became and angry, hate filled, big mouth.

or maybe you lack the moral fiber to be an outstanding person so you hide behind religion and conservatism to make yourself look better.

either way my friend, you have got alot to learn.

 
At June 29, 2006 3:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fooled again did you read the legal notice?

 
At June 29, 2006 3:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

steele you're an idiot. the ghetto kid comment has no relevance with rush being an addict. stop swinging from his viagra laden balls.

 
At June 29, 2006 4:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a joke, isn't it? 'godless unbelievers'? Wow, I didn't think this kind of ignorant rhetoric still existed. Thank you for opening a formerly complacent liberals eyes.

 
At June 29, 2006 4:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that the name on the prescription bottle was really that of DICK Cheney?

 
At June 29, 2006 5:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought he went to practice the Limbaugh Limbo

 
At June 29, 2006 5:18 PM, Anonymous JohnSwifty said...

Silly people, it's marvelous satire in fine, fine form. Kudos, Mr. Steele. Your satire is as hard and sharp as your surname and almost as hard as Mr. Limbaugh might hope to be as he pogo-sticks past under-aged Dominican prostitutes of temptation on his way to absolute redemption.

Surely, surely, I say unto you that Christ will love him best for utilizing his raging hardness least. God bless Rush's erection and God bless Pfizer for giving him what God could not.

 
At June 29, 2006 6:27 PM, Blogger FleshPresser said...

Viagra is the Devil's Little Helper, and Cialis is merely Viagra's Little Whore.

And who is this "Anonymous" and why does he/she continue to change his/her opinion continually... pick a side and stay on it, whoever you are!

As for Fooled Again - I thought the story with Rush was about pills - Fooled Again states that he is addicted to "heroine" - would that be Heroine of the Polly Pureheart ilk, or perhaps he's into the hard stuff, like She-Ra: Princess of Power?

I'm confused, but repentant, as always. It must somehow all be my fault.

 
At June 29, 2006 6:49 PM, Anonymous Miss Buffy Knobbes said...

I'm sure Mr Limbaugh didn't go the Dominican Republic looking for sordid activities. Why would he? He could have any woman he wants right here in America. American women are suckers for celebrity,I should know. I speak from experience. Only a loser liberal would venture to some third world country looking for sex. Some women find republican men fat and repulsive. I don't. Their physical stature is not indicative of their sloth. Nope sir. It's indicative of their stability. I really don't understand the invective toward Mr Limbaugh,I admit I'm a fan and dittohead. I'm sure his doctor simply made an innocent error printing the label. People are so quick to judge. This rush (no pun intended) to judgement is proof of the liberal (scumbag)media bias. Besides,Viagra is legal. In fact,I believe (I could be wrong)it's (viagra)even covered by medicaid. Unlike those horrible baby killing pills known as birth control pills,which btw,are only used by women of questionable moral integrity. Leave Rush alone. This man has bravely served his country by hosting his radio show. Every broadcast is an endeavor and example of COURAGE!! And don't tell me he avoided Vietnam. Hogwash! God spared Mr Limbaugh by giving him a boil upon his butt,so that Rush could bless this country with his broadcasts and thereby spread God's word.

 
At June 29, 2006 7:40 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

fooled again: Ok, when I suggested that you get a diary I meant so that you write your thougts down there and we could be spared from such long winded garbage.

My hatred of liberals is not based on fear, but it is in fact based on love. Love for God fuels my hatred of liberals (even self-loathing ones like yourself).

I am a teacher to all who I deem worthy to hear my message, it is you who have a lot to learn.

 
At June 29, 2006 7:43 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

So many anonymous cowards, I'll have to start quoting them in order to issue my retort

the ghetto kid comment has no relevance with rush being an addict.

It's important that my readers understand that his situation is different and unlike most drug users he doesn't deserve our contempt.

 
At June 29, 2006 8:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee , I didn't realize that Rush's love life was so bad. I guess he must carry a picture of his hand in his wallet. Perhaps he was really having a fantasy about that media whore Anne Coulter. Thats it , yeah. The Dominican trip was just a distraction

 
At June 29, 2006 9:11 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

anonymous idiot (pick one): Rove? I thought we were talking about Rush. Maybe I missed some Rove reference amongst the garbage that a good number of you are writing.

 
At June 29, 2006 10:02 PM, Anonymous beefjerky said...

Rush has not done anything 99.9 % of traveling, pill- taking , Americans do not do or have not done.
The airport security guy was 100% wrong for revealing this to the press. Steele's bogus story has nothing to do with the real reason Rush went to the D.R.
Come on liberals let me hear you scream and whine "privacy"!
Oh! excuse me "privacy" only applies to philandering-liberal ex-presidents like bubba and drunken-sot senators from mASSachews its
liberals wish they had an intelligent spokesperson / opinion maker like Limbaugh, instead they are stuck with the likes of franken, moore, obermann, and thescreamermatthews. libs you are stuck with clowns and reactionaries and it galls you! liberals have no patriotic message and are "polar opposites" to majority American thinking! Wow, I posted without profaning the Lord’s name once!
Miss Buffy Knobbes assesment of the situation coincides with mine.

 
At June 29, 2006 10:39 PM, Blogger Dave606 said...

Although I clearly don't think that possession of Viagra is as serious as Oxycontin, Limbaugh's prior proven propensity toward drug abuse and clear violations of the law to obtain that drug, make him a good candidate for close inspection. All this whine about people out to get him is really nonsense. Of course there are people out to get him. There were people out to get Bill Clinton and he was weak enough to fall into the trap. Limbaugh has created this persona as a right wing self righteous advocate for truth, honor and the American way. Limbaugh is about packaged marketing and making big money. This underlying reality hardly makes him a good steward for a political philosophy. He's no more a political genius then Bono, he's just another opportunist and he does especially well with people who don't want to think much for themselves.

People should put their faith in principals, not people. People, especially very self righteous people, will likely fail you.

 
At June 29, 2006 10:44 PM, Anonymous Bikingsmurf said...

Well, I know what to do for ED, I do not, however, know what to do with folks who really have no clue that they have no clue. I can teach you anything except a sense of humor. By the way, I just returned from the Dominican Republic and I failed the test. It was a thoroghly enjoyable failure and I had to stay three extra days to make sure I used all the little blue pills that I purchased. I did not want to go through the airport hassle. Keep up the good work

 
At June 29, 2006 11:17 PM, Blogger Tom Harper said...

Those moonbat liberals never tire of trying to smear Rush Limbaugh. This Viagra incident is their most limp, flaccid attempt yet. Rush is a hard man of steel who will stand upright for what he believes in. He stands tall, proud and erect for the ideals that made America great.

 
At June 29, 2006 11:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was Rush traveling with? Jeff Guckert/Gannon??

 
At June 30, 2006 12:04 AM, Blogger takebackamerica said...

"LALALALA....I can't hear you"....typical conservative nut-job! You people have no clue. America is SICK AND TIRED of conservatives who bash anyone who doesn't believe their ways. I am a christian who is against any republican who uses religion as a political tool. And yes, you two boneheads know EXACTLY what I am talking about. I am sick of you neocons using religion as a basis for political gain. Jesus NEVER used hate as any tool for self gain. You two are nothing but a couple of (self proclaimed) self-righteous, hippocites of hate! Get a life and wake up...America is sick of you people. You are the ones ruining America!

 
At June 30, 2006 12:55 AM, Blogger SwampFox said...

People who live in stone houses, shouldn't throw glass. Everyone makes mistakes, if anyone at all was helped by something he said or said not to do thats good. If he himself went and did one of these things, like use drugs, he made a mistake that doesn't take away from the original message though don't do it. Let the man alone he has problem, so do I so do most people. It doesn't make them bad people.

 
At June 30, 2006 2:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rush could always get a prostitute in the US. So why travel?How old were those girls 12,13 ,14 or were they boys . I have always thought those with trhe loudest voices usually turn out with something to hide .He is a man who has never grown up with followers who are like wise . May they sometime grow from their adolesent stage and find peace,grace and love . But not with children

 
At June 30, 2006 4:46 PM, Anonymous JohnSwifty said...

Hey now, there's nothing wrong with Children. Particularly with a little garlic butter and capers.

When you, yourself, have achieved a riteous stature like Rush; then, and only then will you know how to stoop to the gutter in order to bask in the white hot, purifying fire of temptation. If Christ, himself, could have taken a little blue pill every one of his forty days in the desert and been tempted all the while by the nubile sweetness of youth, he surely would have. Rush is simply saying, "Suffer the children to come unto me so that I might endeavor not to cum all over them."

He is a truly great American suffering a burden as large as his stature. The meandering minds of the liberal thinkers don't have the clarity to recognize his greatness. God punishes liberal thinkers by allowing them to be distracted by a host of social concerns while great men like Rush realize that God has given him the socially inferior as a testing ground for his own riteous existence.

 
At June 30, 2006 10:39 PM, Blogger Papamoka said...

Sometimes a single man with out a firm grip has to do what a man with a firm grip on reality has to do. Insert expletive here.

Rush is a man on a mission driven by his never ending endearment for his party (in his pants) that America needs to hear.

My prayers are with Rush to find his rock hard base. No man wishes that pain on another.

 
At July 01, 2006 11:44 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

beefjerky: Exactly! Airport security are trained to only search and interrogate brown skinned Muslims. By searching Rush's personal belongs at the airport they targeted him and invaded his privacy.

Furthermore, the idea that Rush went to the Dominican Republic alone with his bottle of viagra to do anything but prove his righteousness is absurd.

 
At July 01, 2006 11:49 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

swampfox: I think your suggestion of not throwing glass is good advice for anyone be they in a stone house or not.

If anyone is sinless enough to cast judgement upon the man it is me. I've already forgiven Rush for his drug problem and I'm instructing all my followers to do the same.

jonswifty: Your suggestion of eating children, though oddly familiar, is completely irrelevant to this discussion.

Although I agree with your point that Rush is a great American, it seems to me though that you missed a perfectly good opportunity to mention how great an American I am. Keep it in mind for next time.

 
At July 05, 2006 3:04 PM, Anonymous JohnSwifty said...

Mr Steele,

My most humble apologies; I should never forgive myself for passing up the oportunity to extoll the virtues of your mettle. You are the sword that cuts both ways between the clap and the trap of liberal self aggrandizement. I beg your indulgence and your forgiveness, much as the liberal media should beg forgiveness from Rush. You are, indeed, a great American in every sense.

Your humble servant,

JohnSwifty

 
At July 05, 2006 9:34 PM, Blogger disraeli said...

This article and subsequent commentary presents a rather fascinating glimpse at the American psyche, running the gamut from the professional wrestling circuit that passes for cogent political debate to those that can't see the joke without the laugh track. The former very amusing, the latter sad, worrisome and a bit frightening.

 
At October 27, 2006 12:38 AM, Blogger trog69 said...

"God and Jesus are not AMERICANS. They are JEWS.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! You win!!!111
!!!

 
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