Friday, August 12, 2005

Dr. James Dobson Is Not Gay!

by Herman B. Hayes

I know, this is a rather obvious statement.

Today I received an email from a liberal moron who postulated the claim that Dr. James Dobson is a homosexual. Of course, this could not be further from the truth. This enemy of God sent the following quote from one of Dr. Dobson’s 2002 newsletters, in an effort to support his ridiculous claim.
Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

Showering with your son is a tactic to prevent gayness, everyone knows this.

I thought it was common knowledge that taking your young son into the shower with you is one of the best ways to prevent the malleable little tyke from becoming a homosexual. As Dr. Dobson informs us, you need to show your son that you, Dad, also have a penis. Of course, being the perfect father, I did not have to rely on Dr. Dobson to tell me this, I already knew. It is nice to know, however, that the esteemed non-gay straight man Dr. James “Homo-destroyer” Dobson is on the right track. Now that we have cleared Dr. Dobson of these nefarious allegations, allow me to expand upon his message.

My wife took some convincing.

My loving and generally demure wife did not seem to be in line with my plan to expose myself to our youngest son in the shower. She must have somehow got it into her head that this was in some way disgusting, akin to pedophilia, or something that a heathen would read in the NAMBLA newsletter. I sensed that this might cause conflict in our happy home, so I did the only thing that I could do as a responsible father and husband. I told her she had dishes to do, and that I would take care of making our boy into a man.

There is only one problem: Dr. Dobson did not take it far enough.

Mind you, I do agree that showing your impressionable young son the glory of your fully developed male organ is a prophylactic against contracting homosexuality. I personally do not believe that it is enough. Your son has to be terrified of the adult male genitalia. For the rest of his life, he has to shake with fear at the mere thought of being exposed to another man’s penis.

You have to convince your son that looking upon a penis other than his own, or his Dad’s, will kill him.
You must tell him that a penis that is foreign to him will disembowel him where he stands, be it a school locker room, the gym, or in the home of another man. You must place in to his sponge-like brain the horrible images of him being eviscerated by a male sexual organ. Only when he bursts into tears when thinking of a penis will your job be done, and your lineage secured.

Thanks to Herman Hayes and Dr. Dobson, you too can keep your sons straight, well adjusted, and on the narrow path of God-fearing heterosexuality.

79 Comments:

At August 12, 2005 2:06 PM, Blogger Jane said...

That's laugh out loud funny

 
At August 12, 2005 2:17 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

Jane: I know, how could someone think that Dr. Dobson is gay. It is laugh out loud funny.

 
At August 12, 2005 2:19 PM, Anonymous red state seccionist said...

It makes me so angry that elitist liberals would say such things about such a Godly man.

Dr Dobson is walking in the footsteps of Jesus while America wallows in the sin of liberalism.

I've invited a bunch of friends over for Just Us Sunday 2. I've got a couple of cases of beer in the extra fridge and I'm gonna fire up my new $10,000 bar-b-que pit for the occasion.

It's time for the common man to fight back against liberal elitists.

 
At August 12, 2005 3:59 PM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

When your son commits suicide because he cannot tell you he is a homosexual, I hope you feel at least a little bit bad about it. Although maybe you'd rather have your own son burn in hell than be a living homosexual. Sad, but probably true.

 
At August 12, 2005 4:30 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Herman: I can attest to the effectiveness of yours and Dr. Dobson's strategy. I did this with my son. So effective was this strategy in inoculating my son from homosexuality that in his teenage years he would actually protest showering with me to the point that I would have to ground him and withhold his meals in order to get him to comply.

Let me tell you something, I have never seen a man so vehemently opposed to faggotry than my very own son. I am so proud of the man he has become.

 
At August 12, 2005 5:00 PM, Blogger Jane said...

Actually I've no idea how this Dr James Dobson guy is. Have you noticed though that guy and gay is just a matter of vowels?

 
At August 12, 2005 5:26 PM, Blogger M.R. said...

Herman - Knowing you make a regular habit of exposing yourself to your son and instill images in his young mind of the penis being a weapon doesn't really surprise me. Twisted fallic imagery is ingrained into your psyche, hence your fondness for firearms.

 
At August 12, 2005 5:33 PM, Anonymous Giovanni said...

This is a great way to discourage homosexual behavior. How could anyone suggest that Dr. Dobson is gay for encouraging it. He is a man of God, not Lucifer.

This God-Hating liberal should be stoned to death for his blashpemy.

 
At August 12, 2005 5:44 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

allisoni balloni: Just which of my two sons are you implying is gay? Nehemiah? Jebediah? You know nothing of my exceedingly masculine sons. You've just earned yourself a special place in hell for slandering my children.

 
At August 12, 2005 5:48 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

kirk: While my boys are too young to be in that rebellious not wanting to shower with dad phase I can understand your difficulty. It can be quite difficult being such a good parent.

giovanni: Agreed. Dr. James Dobson makes it very clear he is a heterosexual. I mean would a gay man be so vehemently anti-gay? I think not.

 
At August 12, 2005 9:33 PM, Blogger KerryEdwards08 said...

homosexuals are people too! Being homosexual is the cool hip thing to do, and if you want to be a stubborn square anti gay bigot then go ahead.

 
At August 12, 2005 11:08 PM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

You should earn your own special place in hell for threatening to disown your children if they feel the need to express who they truly are. It's called unconditional love, and apparantly you know nothing about it.

 
At August 12, 2005 11:11 PM, Anonymous Worried Soldier said...

Hey, I was in the Army, and you can't help but see other penises in that environment. How does one avoid damnation in such surroundings?

 
At August 13, 2005 1:00 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

BushCheney08 (aka KerryEdwards08): I always thought you were a Log Cabin Republican. You disgust me.

Allisoni: I always thought you were a Log Cabin Democrat. You disgust me.

Worried Soldier: You are a Log Cabin Soldier. You can always avoid seeing other people's penises, so you are obviously looking and will burn in Hell with BushCheney08 and Allisoni. Damn Bill Clinton for gaying up our military!

 
At August 13, 2005 1:16 AM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

Since when is seeing another mans genitalia a homosexual act? As long as you aren't fondling it, I'm pretty sure you're safe.

 
At August 13, 2005 1:59 AM, Anonymous red state secessionist said...

Hey, KerryEdwards08, how did gays "evolve"? Do gays give birth out their anuses? HAW HAW!

I'm so glad that dubya won and we're gonna teach conservative intelligent design to our kids and not stupid liberal evolutionism.

 
At August 13, 2005 2:20 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Allisoni: In your case, seeing your husband's genitalia would not constitute a homosexual act. But, we both know this will never happen. You will never be married and no one will love you, because you have chosen the homosexual deathstyle.

Anonymous: We are well aware that "cool person" is code for "Anonymous is gay and available." No one will visit your homosexual site and you will never be loved.

You homos are destroying American families. Just today my wife walked out on me and our family and has taken our kids with her. If Bill Clinton hadn't of disgraced the office of the president when his hormones ran rampant and if he hadn't of gayed up our country I wouldn't be going through this nightmare right now.

However, I know if I just pray everything will work out, because God does not abandon compassionate Christians like me. The fact is my wife and I are happily married and always will be. No Christian hating homo is going split my family apart!

 
At August 13, 2005 12:56 PM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

According to some earlier posts and comments on this blog, sexual harrassment should be encouraged among heterosexuals. Therefore, you would think Kirk, Michael, and Herman would be rooting for Bill Clinton and his hormones, not blaming them for destroying the country. Homosexuality will not ruin the American family, because it certainly doesn't appear that you three are losing anything because of it.

 
At August 13, 2005 1:23 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

red state secessionist: You really shouldn't encourage the liberals, even the fake ones.

kirk: I just wanted to let everyone know that you are referring to a spam comment left by some anonymous person that I had to delete. They said they were a "cool guy", but real cool guys don't leave spam or engage in homosexual intercourse.

 
At August 13, 2005 1:26 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

allisoni balloni: You think that what Bill Clinton did was merely sexual harassment? since when does being fellated and penetrating a young intern with a cigar count as harmlessly aggressive flirtation? You're more depraved than I even imagined.

 
At August 13, 2005 1:43 PM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

If it was consensual, heterosexual sexual activity, then according you, discouraging it would be to promote the homosexual agenda. To argue that is to contradict back your own words.

 
At August 13, 2005 3:22 PM, Blogger KerryEdwards08 said...

Kirk, how dare you! I made this sn to discredit bushcheney08, I think that he is a horrible person, he also knows nothing about what he talks about because he is only 15.

 
At August 13, 2005 5:42 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

allisoni: This argument is starting to annoy me. I therefore declare myself the winner of this debate as you are too stupid to understand the difference between harmless sexual harassment and the gross sexual impropriety of Bill Clinton.

 
At August 13, 2005 5:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like men.

 
At August 13, 2005 6:03 PM, Anonymous Giovanni said...

Allisoni: The activity may have been heterosexual, it may also have been consenual. However it was still the sin of Adultery. Bill Clinton is an evil man and should have been stoned to death.

I declare Michael Gregory Steele the winner of your ridiculous arguement as you are clearly to ignorant to comprehend what he is saying.

 
At August 13, 2005 6:38 PM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

I agree with giovanni and micheal. He definetly knows what hes talking about and you apparently dont know the difference.

 
At August 13, 2005 6:50 PM, Anonymous red state said...

Michael Gregory Steele, I would like to personally apologize to you.

Last night I had gotten really drunk with the boys at my gun club's meeting.

I will not encourage liberals on your board again.

I can see from the way that you handled Miss Balloni when she started hysterically ranting about how much she hates men that you are a strong conservative man.

And what is the mark of a true conservative? It is when he will blindly follow a strong conservative man.

 
At August 13, 2005 9:35 PM, Anonymous BushCheney08 said...

Herman: I've even heard of fathers that would not only shower with their kids, but would make them wash the father's dirty parts. That would sure keep them from becoming homosexuals. Wouldn't it? It's just something I've heard, I'm certainly not asking for myself.

 
At August 14, 2005 12:46 AM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

That is absolutely disgusting.

 
At August 14, 2005 12:51 AM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

Also, Bill Clinton's personal life, just like any other president's personal life, should not have any relationship to the way he does his job. Not only presidents, but men and women of any profession should carry out their jobs without letting them interfere with their home life, or vice versa. To do otherwise is clearly unprofessional, and therefore shouldn't be encouraged when religion and government begin mixing. Not only that, but I don't recall Bill and Monica setting a NEW trend in the United States. He was punished for what he did, not encouraged to carry on, and if anyone feels it necessary to copy his example in their sex life, that is completely that person's fault and no one else's.

 
At August 14, 2005 1:50 AM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

what the hell. that last post by bushcheney08 - I didnt write it. Someone must know my password or someone is somehow able to pass a comment off as me.

To whoevers doing this i say this: You have no life if you would try my password 100 times to figure it out or somehow pass a comment off as it looking like bushcheney08. So go get a life, you stupid liberal.

 
At August 14, 2005 1:56 AM, Anonymous bushcheney08 said...

What kind of sick person figured out my password was NAMBLA!

 
At August 14, 2005 2:46 AM, Anonymous bushcheney08 said...

stop that!

 
At August 14, 2005 2:50 AM, Anonymous bushcheney08 said...

That's it! I'm not commenting on this blog anymore. Anymore comments you see are not from me.

 
At August 14, 2005 1:42 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

bushchenies08: I want both of you kids to stop the bickering. This is really taking away from the praise that should be heaped upon Herman for writing this post.

Just think, without him you would still be uncertain of Dr. Dobson's true sexual orientation. Thank Herman for once again exposing you to the truth. Idiots.

 
At August 14, 2005 2:32 PM, Anonymous bushcheney08 said...

Thank you Herman.

 
At August 15, 2005 1:07 AM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

bushcheney08: This is getting ridiculous I deleted the last series of comments left by you (or your imitator).

 
At August 15, 2005 2:20 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Allisoni: I know Michael already handled this, but I thought I should make clear that an innocent rump pat isn't sexual harassment.

Also, Clinton's acts of sodomy most certainly are a public affair. We didn't single out Clinton, we treated him very fairly. Too fairly, he's still walking the streets.

What really amazes me is that you have no problem with Clinton's disgusting act, yet teaching children proper hygiene seems to disgust you. Apparently, you just love being a filthy dirty little harlot.

 
At August 15, 2005 12:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there anyone on this blog that actually believes what they say? It seems like everyone here, both left and right, are the opposite of what they say and they're parodying the other side.

Although this blog itself is obviously parody, it's scary to think that there are actually those that read it and, rather than seeing humor, are probably sitting there saying, "right on, man! We're gonna go kill us some faggots!"

 
At August 15, 2005 1:00 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: We don’t appreciate people trying to label us as extremists. I don’t recall anyone at this site ever saying anything close to what you are implying. Most of us here, liberals excluded, are compassionate Christians that only want to save heathen souls from eternal damnation or a least keep our kids from getting infected with homosexuality. We in no way support the killing of anyone. God in his righteousness decides who to inflict with horrible disease, we simply want to let God’s will reign and not interfere by trying to “cure” people. Get your facts straight. Your comment was very offensive.

 
At August 15, 2005 1:50 PM, Anonymous Giovanni said...

Anonymous: I am shcoked and apalled that you think the views expressed on this website are satirical in nature. You sir are going to be damned to the fire and brimstone of hell for all eternity if you do not repent. I pray for your depraved soul.

 
At August 15, 2005 4:45 PM, Blogger scribe said...

My uncle used to flash his penis at me and I would ask him why it hurt so much. He said, "Because it's my boom stick!" I haven't gone to the bathroom since.

 
At August 15, 2005 7:14 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: Just in case you didn’t get it, WitchitaJack’s comment is an allegory, not a literal statement. I know liberals have a problem with taking things like the Bible literally, so I assume by extension that you wouldn’t understand WitchitaJacks’s comment.

 
At August 15, 2005 8:03 PM, Blogger ~*Bettie said...

Holy Shit. Is this post for real?????


This is a gag post right? It has to be. . . .

 
At August 23, 2005 5:34 AM, Anonymous The Bastard said...

I've got tears swelling up because I cannot hold back the joy of knowing that someone else practices what my father used to do with me. It's absolutely heavenly!!!

I must admit I ended up choosing to be gay anyway but this brought back such passionate memories of me and my pops, in the shower, talking about my day at school and what all my friends were up to. He was always interested in them.

Man by the time I was 13 we were taking 3 to 4 showers a day because we had soooo much to talk about!!!!

Thanks again for the memories!!!

 
At June 01, 2006 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our constitution has this amazing thing called the Bill of Rights - in the first one it mandates government and religion are seperate.

You people disrespect this, you people hate and claim your religion told you to. You people are bigots same as the people who hate blacks, infact you ARE the same people.

Take your disease of hatred and die in a fire. Jesus would be ashamed of you.

 
At June 01, 2006 2:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, KerryEdwards08, how did gays "evolve"? Do gays give birth out their anuses? HAW HAW!

a non-dominant mutation at genetic address Xq28 (thus is twice as likely to be expressed among males) - 0% of people without Xq28 are homosexual, 70% with it are

perhaps you would like to understand genetics before you open your ignorance-hole again?

 
At June 06, 2006 1:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Showering with ones son to prevent homosexuality is not common knowledge, it's plain sick. It's called being a pedafile. The thought of seeing ones parents naked is sick and disgusting whether your straight or gay.

 
At June 06, 2006 4:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT a JOKE! We had a regular bathtub/shower on the first floor of my parents' house and a shower-only in the basement. It was somewhat common for my brother and I to "shower with dad" after a day of playing outside.

I'm adopted. My brother is not. We both showered with dad. I'm gay, he's not. In fact, I believe "the shower experience" was my earliest memory of being fascinated with the penis.

 
At June 14, 2006 12:39 AM, Anonymous One of the few Americans that is being American said...

Clearly this guy is a total homosexual. I mean come on my dad never showered with me and i am not gay. If somebody is a homosexual, it's not my business. I don't care what they do i care about what i do and people in this country should do the same. I am sure Mr. Dobson masturbates, beats his wife, curses like a sailor, and smokes pot. I don't care what he does its his business

 
At June 29, 2006 6:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...well while in the shower why don't you teach him another rite of manhood, "Masterbation"...and wait and see what he suffers from in his adult years.

 
At July 01, 2006 11:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dobson seems to be so hung up on homosexuals, it makes you wonder if he isn't a repressed one himself. It always seems that the ones that yell the loudest and point the most, are the ones that are afraid that someone notices something suspect in them. To Dr. Dobson, I can only say ... You Go Girl Friend

 
At October 16, 2006 9:58 PM, Anonymous WMD said...

LMAO I had tears in my eyes from laughting so much.

 
At October 31, 2006 1:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The quote in Hayes article regarding the father/son in the shower is not Dobson's statement. It is from an included article from "A Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality," written by clinical psychologist Joseph Nicolosi, Ph.D.

 
At October 31, 2006 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure that Michael Jackson doesn't see anything wrong with exposing himself to young boys either when he thinks it is okay to sleep in the same bed with them.

 
At November 10, 2006 11:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How could they think that Dr. Dobson is gay? That's as silly as saying that Rev. Haggard is gay.

No...wait....

Ted Haggard is gay!!!!!


So I guess that means......


p.s. f.W!

 
At December 21, 2006 2:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

about sons seeing their fathers' dicks and the later effect on them.
when I was young,my father did not go naked before me, even thought I wanted very much to see his dick. I believe his refusal to let me see his private parts is one reason I am bisexual now.
I have two sons of my own. I have always gone naked before them whwnever practical. I feel that our shared nakedness was a part of our father/son bonding. Neither of my sons is homosexual. We can still go naked together, after they are grown without any embarrassment.

 
At December 21, 2006 2:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When he was six years old, my son came and asked if he could see my penis. I asked why and he told me that some of his friends talked about seeing their fathers' penises and that they were "really big". I had to chhose between possibly embarrassing myself and denying his sincere request. I did let him see me naked. I undressed and let him inspect my naked body as much as he wanted to. He said "Thanks Dad". After that, I made it a practice to be naked with him whenever I could. I believe the best way a father can show acceptance to his son is by saying, even without words, "You can see me naked. You can look at my penis. You are my son and are very important to me"

 
At December 25, 2006 10:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I got to say, planning and purposefully showing your package to your son does sound pretty freek’n homo to me.

Don’t want your kid to be gay? Explain to him that it’s a disgusting perversion of Gods will and plan. If they don’t care enough about God that that isn’t all the reason in the world to see it as disgusting also, then they have bigger problems to deal with. Teach them about God, and Christ, show them an appreciation for his will, then you don’t have to show him your junk.

 
At December 26, 2006 3:56 PM, Blogger Nathan76 said...

This whole debate is absolutely ridiculous! I am the the son of a preacher, and i was taught everything that was "quote" "right" and I still turned out gay. Why don't we take an intelligent look at this and actually do some research for ourselves instead of listening to humans blindly. www.godmademegay.com, "Stranger At the Gate" by Mel While. etc.

 
At December 26, 2006 4:04 PM, Blogger Nathan76 said...

It is absolutely ridiculous that there are human beings on this blog that still believe this way. It is so archaic. The problem with fundamental evangelicals is that unfortunately most of their beliefs are based on that of someone else(Usually their religious leader, Pastor). In other words, they have done absolutely no research themselves. If you do some research (www.godmademegay.com, "A Stranger at the Gate", by Mel White, "Jesus, the Bible, and Homosexuality" by Jack Rogers, and many more) you will find that the infamous "clobber scriptures" are in reference to something entirely different. I am the son of a Southern Preacher, and I tried for many years not to be gay....It didn't work. So I have had to come to terms with my sexuality as well as my christianity, and how both can exist.

 
At January 06, 2007 7:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree that fathers should let their sons see them naked, regularly and often. There is a deep-seated subliminal desire on the part of all males to see the organ of their generation. It is akin to the desire on the part of some to watch their parents having intercourse. Let's be very honest about this subject. Boys want to see their fathers' cock! They have the right to see their fathers' cocks, and the fathers have the responsibility to show themselves to their sons.

 
At January 16, 2007 7:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so what if james dobson is gay and is my next door neighbor.

jesus said:
Luke 10:27 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)
Public Domain
27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.

 
At February 05, 2007 12:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To be naked with your son does not mean that you, or he, is gay. To teach your son how to masturbate does not mean that either of you is gay. Boys need to see their fathers' cocks! Boys need to learn how to masturbate! If this is not he father's job, then whose is it?

 
At February 09, 2007 1:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I stumbled on this sight and found it some what interesting, because i was reared by a step father who NEVER allowed MEE TO EVER see him NAKED, and when i was about 15 and slow to develop pubic hair and growth, he passed out from drinking, with his pants down, and I MADE A SPECIAL point and discovery to UNCOVER AND LOOK VERY closely at his PENIS for what seemed like 5 minutes, afraid he would wake up and ketch me so curious and spell bound, he did not wake up and i also had herd of smega so i got down close enough on the floor and almost touched my nose to his penis, just to smell.

So even though I don't agree with most of what is written on your blog , as i don't believe Gay, str8 or bi- sexuality is a Choice! but something we are born too, Bond our control, I regretfully do agree with the Frequent Dad to son, nudity Bonding,and Even maybe First Exposer to Masturbation! As had I has these very natural and normal situations accor in my young life, I think that i may "NOT" have found the Male Penis so "ATTRACTIVE! amd not become so fixated on them! As some of them are absolute beautiful, and others are NOT! and all that attraction came out of not being offered the opportunity to Nude bond with my Father, so it became something ""missing" so i learned to yern of the opportunity to become one with a penis. I'm gay now at 49 and do agree with that for the most healthy minded and adjusted young male, Faters should make a point of showering, and skinny dipping camping or what ever to teach there son's to be proud and of there bodies and feel comfortable, then maybe they wont be looking at every other penis with such need to see at they grow up. sign a happy cock Sucker! who believes in Monogamy and one partner in adult life.

 
At February 13, 2007 12:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have talked with many men over the years on the subject of boys seeing their fathers' cocks. The overwhelming majority of them expressed a desire to see their fathers' cocks, which leads me to think that it must be normal. The question is: "Why are some fathers reluctant to let their sons see them naked?" The reason has to be that they are insecure about their own sexuality! By saying to their sons "You should not look at my cock!" of "I don't want you to see my cock!" they are demonstrating a form of non-acceptance of their sons. If fathers really want to havee good relationships with their sons, they will go naked before them, often and regularly.

 
At February 19, 2007 11:10 AM, Blogger #1hotboi said...

ok this is all alot of bull so just listin 4 a min. i cant belive that you are blaming the whole world crisis on one group of people, what would you do if one day your child came home and said that he was gay, would you disown him when i turned 14 i told my partent s that i was gay and they throw me out the house and i hav had to live on m own ever since but guess what i graduated with a 3.8 GPA and now i collage and doing good would god lit me do so good if he hated me so much

 
At March 01, 2007 4:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets get real about this question! Boys like to look at their fathers' cocks. If they don't get to, they'll think something is wrong with them. Fathers should take this cue and see to it that their sons get a chance to see what they've got hanging off them. Any guy who wants to have a son should be willing to let him look at his prick! For God's sake, what's so bad about a boy looking at his father's cock?

 
At March 21, 2007 8:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I learned how to masturbate when I was 12 years old on a camping trip with my best friend. When he showed me how to do it, with a gentle touch and a few reassuring comments, I was greateful. When he told me he learned how to do it from his father, I was profoundly jealous.

 
At March 21, 2007 8:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My dad's cock was different from mine; he had foreskin. He never attempted to hide his nudity from me or my brothers, but the cruelest thing he ever did was to have never explained to us why ours looked different (circumsized). I grew up thinking I would probably grow a foreskin. How crappy is that? I always thought my dad, who is a religious, hypocritical former child abuser, is a coward for avoiding the subject of sex with us. He really is.

 
At March 21, 2007 8:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Dr. Dobson:

It's true showering with your son will help prevent him from becoming homosexual. Unless, of course, he was born that way. Maybe you should try showering with God? If you do, maybe He will stop making little boys homosexual from birth. Sound like a keen idea, Doc?

 
At May 05, 2007 10:07 PM, Anonymous Morgan said...

H.B.H.-"You've just earned yourself a special place in hell for slandering my children."
Who are you to condemn people to hell? Did God say "I give you the right and power to send whom ever you find unholy to hell"? I think not! So... QUIT acting like you're so superior because have a website. It drives me crazy to see how arrogant you are. What trait about you made you so superior to?
And also I remember showering with my mom once. I saw her part many times. Maybe it worked because if I am in her room and she changes in front of me I feel extremly uncomfortable and I hate see vaginas. It grosses me out. I hated having to change my sister's diapers.

 
At June 14, 2007 12:37 PM, Blogger Jim Harper said...

How much of this is sarcasm versus blindedness? Exposure to male genitalia or female for that matter has nothing to do with being gay or straight. My brother and I reacted completely differently to my dad's nakedness. I thought it was inappropriate that he walked around the house naked. My brother didn't care. I'm gay, he's straight. That's simply life. Dr. Dobson isn't gay, he's just not without fault. You folks don't honestly believe he's the next messiah, do you?

 
At June 23, 2007 10:40 PM, Blogger luther said...

I suspect Dobson is gay. He seems obsessed with homosexuality. I work in a stereotypically anti gay industry... construction. All know I’m gay because construction workers gossip too. The ones that know me are ok with it. Some just shrug and say “more women for me”. Others are comfortable enough with their own self to not be so effected. We need to consider being gentle with Dobson since he may be a fellow homo with a need for help in coming out. I fought it, and called out epithets too, until I accepted my own homosexuality. I’m finding the most stanch opponents to homosexuals are being found out to be the homosexuals that are the most afraid. Apparently there are some in denial about the possibility of Dobson being gay. And some of them may think being gay is a bad thing. I pray they change their tune for Dobson’s sake

 
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This website is amazing. I saw the I Hate Hillary thing and didn't think too much about it and now with this "forcing your son to fear your penis in the shower and be evicerated by any other site of another mans penis stuff" I realize that this is some kind of Stephen Colbert spoof on Radical Right Wingers. It's so funny too because you had me going for a second!! Spot on with some of the insanely funny ways these types of people might actually like to say things, kinda like Anne Coulters' "Conservatives Gone Wild" or sumthin'.....

 
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