Friday, July 15, 2005

I Take the Fight to Them

by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes

This is a post I wrote for the despicable liberal blog Bring it On!

As a conservative I was surprised to be asked to write a guest post on this nefariously liberal blog. I was asked to share my words in part so that I could help to bridge the ideological gap that divides so many of us in this country. An olive branch was extended to me and I have accepted it. I’ve been given a great opportunity and it will not be wasted. I will use this olive branch given to me in good faith to verbally flog all of you godless liberals with the full fury of the Lord.

I’m not here to listen to or accept your views. No, my ideas and values are set in stone. And I’m also not here to tell you that you’re entitled to your own warped political views. You’re not. I won’t try and elevate the debate or encourage civil discourse. No, I’m here to convert all of you and you don’t do that by respecting anyone else’s ideas. What I want is to turn all of you into shining and pure examples of Christian Conservative Americans.

First, I’m going to let all of you in on a secret: it feels really good to win elections. Being a part of a political party that controls all the levers of government is a truly awesome feeling too. Don’t you sometimes wonder what it would be like to be on a winning team? Surely you do. Join the Republican Party and wonder no longer.

It’s also quite nice not to have to worry about being smitten by God’s vengeful hand. It’s quite a feeling of security knowing that your political ideals don’t anger the Almighty. And you have to admit, a world without gays, feminists or non-Christians wouldn’t be all that terrible. Don’t throw away your vote along with your immortal soul; become a Conservative and swim in the cool waters of righteousness.

Surely you must be tired of just being a part of one of the many liberal interest groups vying for the Democratic Party’s attention. Wouldn’t it be nice to avoid all the ideological in-fighting? The Republican Party is one great big unified interest group. We are of one mind and one voice. This interest is a return to true American values.

Finally, if these appeals to your morality didn’t work, perhaps a simple appeal to your wallet will do the trick. Don’t you want to keep more of your own money just like Jesus intended? Don’t you want to enjoy the spoils of success instead of subsidizing the poor, the sick, and every other lazy sad luck case in this country? You shouldn’t have to feel guilty about every dollar you make. Stop being a moron, claim what’s yours. Become a Republican and all this guilt will be erased.

Just because I was an invited guest here, that doesn’t mean I had to be polite while speaking my piece. When I’m invited to dinner at someone’s house I never have a problem telling them if the meal set before me is a culinary disaster. So in keeping with this analogy, let me finish by saying that the food being served here is disgusting and complete inedible. Also, it’s being served to me by complete idiots. You don’t want to be an idiot, do you? Join the Republican Party.

49 Comments:

At July 15, 2005 5:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you sound like a real freak out there. haven't seen anyone make a fool of themselves to that extent in a long time.

 
At July 15, 2005 8:12 AM, Anonymous SalGal said...

If I were a liberal, and thank the good Lord that I'm not, this would have converted me on the spot! I don't see how they can resist your persuasiveness. If they do, and some of them surely will, they obviously are posessed of the devil, or even the spawn of Satan himself!

 
At July 15, 2005 9:11 AM, Blogger MoxieGrrrl said...

Yep, I'm convinced! Sign me up! Do I get a toaster with that, or what?

 
At July 15, 2005 9:14 AM, Anonymous anna. said...

satan? oh that guy, yeah he was over for a cuppa the other night but we were already busy being all heathen-ish without him so he went to visit his old friend W. instead.

 
At July 15, 2005 11:54 AM, Anonymous Conservative Patriot said...

I admire your brave stance. Much like the honorable Rick Santorum, you sent a shot of righteous truth across their bow that sent them scurrying over the sides like a bunch of rats.

 
At July 15, 2005 12:19 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

anonymous: I didn't guest post to that site to make friends or impress liberals. I want to preach the gospel of conservatism to the unsaved masses.

salgal: My words are very powerful indeed. Even though you are not a liberal, they no doubt reinvigorated your already powerful Conservative resolve.

 
At July 15, 2005 12:23 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

moxiegrrrl: I figured you might come around. Well, I don't have any toaster to give out, but I can give you something even better: the knowledge that you are industrious, holy, and a true American now.

anna: Satan and W. are not friends. Ever since he gave up drugs and drinking he has been Satan-free.

 
At July 15, 2005 12:24 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

Conservative Patriot: Thank you, friend. I hope some of the less diseased rats will find their way to this blog and our way of thinking.

 
At July 15, 2005 4:06 PM, Anonymous pia said...

This is another Moxiegrrl; not the one I know, right?

Guess I am Satan's spawn. Got to go practice my evil powers. Totally agree with anonymous

 
At July 15, 2005 6:13 PM, Blogger M.R. said...

Your "cool waters of righteosness" need more chlorine or something because it's becoming increasingly harder to see through the muck of ignorance and algae of deceit.

 
At July 15, 2005 6:21 PM, Blogger Billion Year Old Carbon said...

About taking the lords name in vain:

Contrary to popular belief the phrase actually describes the medieval way in which contracts where sworn too... Since many people could not read or write they swore an oath to uphold their contracts in the name of the lord. hence when a contract was broken it meant some took the lords name in vain...

 
At July 15, 2005 6:27 PM, Blogger Billion Year Old Carbon said...

But the best part of your post is that not only do you not truly offer Christ as mans salvation or pay homage to his humble life and its sacrifice but you purposefully raise the Icon of economic gain at the expense of your unfortunate nieghbors who you have been commanded to love as you would love your self.

 
At July 15, 2005 7:19 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

pia: She is the moxiegrrrl whose site is currently featured on my blogroll of iniquity. Let's see if she starts writing more God-friendly fare or if her words and conversion are merely empty.

m.r.: The waters are more pure and pristine than anything you've seen here on Earth.

 
At July 15, 2005 7:23 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

billion year old carbon: First I would like to thank you for the thoroughly irrelevant discussion on taking the Lord's name in vain.

Secondly, this blog is not a Bible discussion group. I am here to tell people how they should worship. I am the teacher, my readers are the students.

 
At July 15, 2005 8:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um I don't know that the vanity discusion is so irrelavant this has got to be a put on- BYOC

 
At July 16, 2005 2:37 AM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

this is a great blog! I agree with you 100% on everything!

http://bushisnotantichrist.blogspot.com/

 
At July 16, 2005 8:11 PM, Blogger bkwrd_dog said...

bushcheney08: Oh shit. I think your serious.

 
At July 16, 2005 10:38 PM, Blogger Gun-Toting Liberal said...

You are SURE to win converts with this attitude... to the Democrat Party, that is.

Hey, I featured your post today. Just had to. Blog ON, wacko.

 
At July 16, 2005 11:37 PM, Blogger Unadulterated Underdog said...

Man, if you keep talking like this you might convince everyone that Satan himself came to Earth instead of the anti-Christ. As a Christian, I am appalled that you are getting away with so hatefully walking this Earth. My Lord God says we must allow each to his own way and that sins will be punished but sometimes it is so hard to let go. I hope for your sake that God is more merciful on intolerant, unknowing Satan worshippers than I am. Your rhetoric of hate is nothing more than Satan's favorite language.

 
At July 17, 2005 10:58 AM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

bushcheney08: Yes, that's probably because I'm 100% right.

gun-toting liberal: People may seem angry about my words now, but once the substance of my post sinks in with people, I'm sure I'll have more converts than I'll know what to do with.

 
At July 17, 2005 11:15 AM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

okdemocrat: I find it quite ironic that a liberal would tell me that I "speak the language of Satan." Very ironic indeed.

 
At July 17, 2005 11:51 PM, Blogger Timmer said...

Brother, you AIN'T who you say you are...nice try though. I especially like the fake photos. Maybe next time you try to pretend to be a conservative, you'll tone it down a bit so's not to give yourself away so early in the game.

I the BLOGOSPHERE was to award an OSCAR for best actor...it would NOT be you (although you seem to have convinced lots of folks out there).

I DID have a few good laughs, though...for that I say thanks. Oh, and GAAAAAWD BLESS!

 
At July 18, 2005 8:52 PM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

Sorry I wasnt able to post more before. This is a very good blog. It gives me hope that our country wont be taken over by liberalism. I love how the dems have thier new thing about "your a traitor if you support our president" because it shows how backwards they really think. Just like salgal said, because your so persuasive and make so much sense, to resist would only mean your under the devils influence. But anyway keep up the good fight against the brain dead liberals, its blogs like these that keep americans from falling under the liberals influence (aka the devils) Yours, mine ottmanns are perfect examples of blogs of truth and righteousness. Your writing is amazing; may God be with you and guide you in your thoughts.

 
At July 18, 2005 9:03 PM, Blogger scribe said...

As annoying as white liberals can be, they're seldom boring. Why can't neo-cons share that one trait?

 
At July 19, 2005 11:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus hates you...He told me you could keep your god damn money! He resents all of you self-rightious Republicans....He seeks out the meek for they shall inherit the earth..You on the other hand can spread your buttcheeks wider and let your neo-con government and all of their evil representatives of hate screw you, with the the lubrication of blood on their razor sharp phallus.

 
At July 19, 2005 6:48 PM, Blogger Tash said...

Hey nice blog! I found it through Bushisnottheantichristcom.

 
At July 19, 2005 7:44 PM, Anonymous Conservative Patriot said...

Now it is laid out before us-the vile things that some will say, the hatred of a good man doing good work. At times like these I sometimes despair of ever getting on the right track. Herman and Michael have their work cut out for them, that's for sure.

Michael, pay them no mind-just keep doing what you are doing.

 
At July 19, 2005 8:54 PM, Blogger scribe said...

>> the hatred of a good man doing good work. <<

I'm sorry, apparently your browser isn't working properly. We're posting to the Neo_Cons for Outdated Values blog.

 
At July 20, 2005 5:22 PM, Anonymous Concerned Christian said...

Mr. Steele, where are you? Have the liberals in sheep's clothing come to your door pretending to turn themselves over to you, and then ambushed you and taken you hostage? I worry for your safety. If you can read this, pray loudly and I will send help!

 
At July 21, 2005 12:11 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Sir, how dare you call yourself a conservative. It is obvious by your postings and comments that you don't know the first thing about being a conservative or a Christian. It's people like you that have divided this country and put us in the perilous situation we are now in. Your moderate views are sickening and only serve to reinforce the depraved lifestyles of liberals everywhere at a time when we cannot afford to allow this menace to tear down the values of our great nation.

 
At July 21, 2005 12:39 AM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

dont listen to kirk. he is anti iraq war and would rather us just leave them alone. He cant see where iraq would be in twenty years had we not invaded. He cant see the big picture, that is obviously because hes a liberal. Ive explained why liverals cant see past their own hatered on the post on my site called Dreams.

http://bushisnotantichrist.blogspot.com/2005/07/dreams.html

 
At July 21, 2005 2:22 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

BushCheney08,

I understand your confusion. It is difficult to tell a real liberal blog from a parody of the loony liberals such as the one I have constructed. I had a similar experience when I used to visit a site I thought was hilarious. It took me almost a year before I realized that these people were serious.

You sir are a true conservative and I look forward to future conversations with you.

 
At July 21, 2005 2:42 PM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

yeah, that site you built is pretty hilarious. but Im beginning to think this site is phony as well.

 
At July 21, 2005 4:21 PM, Blogger scribe said...

FINALLY the neo-cons are becoming amusing!!!!

 
At July 25, 2005 1:04 AM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

Kirk, Bushcheney08 This is a blog about conservative values. It is not a place for two closeted liberals to flirt with each other. Your burgeoning discourse is disgusting me. Write comments agreeing with Mr. Steele and myself, or go to a sodomite chat room to continue your courtship.

 
At July 25, 2005 2:49 PM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

My most sincere apologies mr hayes! Me and kirk must have been under some sort of liberal mind control, I dont even remember writing any of those comments! My most sincere apologies.

 
At July 25, 2005 3:51 PM, Blogger scribe said...

BWAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA!!!

 
At July 26, 2005 6:27 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Mr. Hayes, I was merely trying to be a father figure to a young lad that obviously is missing something in his life. I resent being compared to a sodomite, but your comment has called to my attention an unnatural infatuation this young one seems to have with me. Perhaps there is some truth to your comments, but I assure you that it is one sided and that side is not me. I will talk to my priest about this. I’m sure he can offer me some guidance on how to handle young boys with homoerotic fascinations.

 
At July 27, 2005 6:42 PM, Blogger scribe said...

Did Philadelphia Freedom take you knee-high to a man?

 
At July 27, 2005 8:02 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Scribe, our founding fathers took us all from knee highs to men (except the women) when they signed the Declaration of Independence. I believe there are even inspirational songs about this moment when we broke from the non-Puritan ways of England and began our journey towards a true Christian nation. Sadly, we haven’t yet arrived at out destination.

 
At July 27, 2005 9:03 PM, Blogger scribe said...

Yes, many is the time I've wished I could be more puritannical. Did you know that technically the Bible forbids us to use the bathroom?

 
At July 29, 2005 1:08 AM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

I think I know what verse your talking about, however, you are interpreting it incorrectly.

 
At July 30, 2005 10:56 AM, Blogger scribe said...

Would you kindly provide the verse in its proper context?

 
At July 31, 2005 12:19 AM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

Im not talking about it being in the right text, Im talking about what it means. Do you take everything you read in the bible literally? You really need to take a class in logical thinking, because if you interpreted a bible verse as not being able to go to the bathroom, than your an idiot. (aka a liberal)

 
At August 01, 2005 4:30 PM, Blogger scribe said...

Oh, so when it says "thou sahlt not kill" without qualification, is that a metaphor or just conveniently vague?

 
At August 21, 2006 11:44 AM, Blogger anonymous said...

You're obviously being sarcastic. The idea that conservatism is a "winning" ideology, and the acceptance that it controls all branches of government are two red flags. Moreover, nobody in their right mind would make an unabashed appeal to greed. Even Ken Lay had to convince himself he was morally sound in order to sleep at night.

True conservatives always portray themselves as victims. Far from being in charge of the fora, they're the ones whose viewpoints are being excluded and disparaged by the Godless Liberal Establishment.

I must say, the Steve Colbert school of sarcastic parody has really caught on. It gives me hope for the future.

 
At August 21, 2006 11:46 AM, Blogger anonymous said...

Mmmmmm. And I can see everyone else is in on the joke, too. Except for me.

Yup-makes me feel like an idiot. Well, feel free to discard my previous comment!

 
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