Sunday, November 05, 2006

The Election and the Gay Problem

by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes

We’ve got a problem, my conservative compatriots - a big gay problem. Given all the homosexual Republican stories in the news lately I think you know exactly what I’m talking about. Now this particular problem won’t be solved by you sitting home on Tuesday and sulking. We all need to get out and do our civic duty by voting Republican and suppressing Democratic votes when the opportunity presents itself. Don’t let a couple news stories about guerrilla sodomites within the conservative ranks influence the outcome of this election. You wouldn’t let a homosexual cut your hair so why would you let one of them influence who is chosen to be your representatives for Congress?

I admit that it’s discouraging to see all the negative stories about Republicans being reported in the news lately. It’s not so much the stories of influence peddling and corrupt lobbyists that really bother me. I’m a businessman myself and I know that making a living can get legally complicated sometimes. You know I’m not looking to criminalize success here. I would have no problem looking the other way if I saw a Republican official taking a bribe, but if I caught this same official oiled up and wrestling with another man in his office then I would look the other way only so I could find a trashcan to vomit into. From there I would do everything in my power to destroy him.

It’s the news stories that involve conservatives and gay sex that really hurt the most.

In fact, this recent story about the now former president of the National Association of Evangelicals, Ted Haggard, and his alleged engagement in a homosexually gay coital love tryst with an equally gay prostitute has deeply upset me. It’s especially distressing because of how often Haggard communicated with the White House and how hard he fought for Christian values. He may have seemed like such a morally upright individual but I guess he fooled us. I’m most upset that he allowed this to happen at a time when it’s so politically inconvenient for the Republicans, but I guess it just goes to show that gay men are concerned about sex above all else (ok, so I already knew that).

I admit that the Republican Party has a very serious problem. This Haggard story coupled with the recent scandal surrounding former Representative Mark Foley and those congressional pages makes this abundantly clear. We all know that there are far too many gays masquerading as Republicans within the Party of God and that their very presence undermines our collective moral authority. I understand that dealing with this gay problem is incredibly important but it’s not the only issue we have to consider this Tuesday.

We can all work on purging the Republican Party of homos after this election is won. Right now we need to ensure that Republicans retain control of Congress. I shouldn’t need to remind anyone that we are still engaged in a war against Islamofacists who want to kill us. The Republicans are the only ones equipped to stand up to the terrorists and to keep us alive and I think you know that.

If you’re still thinking of staying home then maybe you should consider the following scene:

Osama Bin Ladin enters the voting booth so that he can do his part to ensure a big win for the Democratic Party. He smiles as he dreams of an America without the strong Republican leadership necessary to foil his sinister terrorist plots. Liberals in power would mean no more War on Terror and nobody to stand in his way. A great sadness fills Osama’s heart though as he soon realizes that Americans would never be foolish enough to leave themselves so vulnerable. Osama hangs his head dejectedly as he turns around to exit his voting booth. Then without speaking Mark Foley and Ted Haggard slip into the booth alongside the soulless jihadist. Both gay “conservatives” begin stroking Osama’s course beard and sensuously rubbing his broad shoulders. Foley then guides Osama’s hand back to the voting machine with his firm yet gentle grip. The lever drops and Osama’s vote is cast. America’s fate is sealed.

We can’t allow the Democrats/terrorists to win next week and we shouldn’t let the gays influence this election. So vote Republican on Tuesday and I promise you that we’ll start working on this gay problem come Wednesday.

60 Comments:

At November 05, 2006 8:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me. I have a problem with you posting "Pegan Temple"'s page. Why would you give that lame-o free advertising. Take it down. It's just retarded. Besides, Pegan Temple doesn't even know how to read and is probably gay. I'm serious! I want that link down. Thanks

 
At November 05, 2006 8:50 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

anonymous: Believe me there's nothing I take more seriously than an anonymous and completely irrelevant comment.

Although you need to realize that the "Blogroll of Iniquity" is a place of scorn and contempt. If Pagan Temple is in fact as gay and retarded as you say then that's exactly where a link to his site belongs.

 
At November 05, 2006 11:16 PM, Blogger The Pagan Temple said...

Brother Steele:

Allow me to engage in just enough free advertising of my lame-o site and self to assure you that I am doing my part, on my most recent post, which is about the good Brother Haggard, to insure that he has a new religion to come to that would be more to his liking and inclination.

"The Pegan Temple":

Doing my part to cleanse the ranks of the Party of God. (Now if we can only figure out a way to get rid of all the secret "man on dog" lovers, the GOP might be as close to perfect as humanly possible).

 
At November 06, 2006 12:23 AM, Blogger Maddog said...

I'm actually considering becoming a fundamental right wing conservative Christian Republican. It seems as though in the world of homosexuality they are the only ones getting laid. So if becoming a Republican will help my chances with the guys, I'm all for it.l

 
At November 06, 2006 8:47 AM, Anonymous Bill Hole said...

I think this story takes from the real issues. What are we going to do with the abortionists, mexicans, jews and poor people? These people are far worse than any mere destroyer of only marriage. These jokers destroy marriage, life and your pay check!!!!!

 
At November 06, 2006 9:36 AM, Blogger The Truffle said...

You know, that fantasy involving Haggard and Mark Foley is truly scary. Someone should suggest the idea to Lynne Cheney. Maybe she'll include a torrid gay sex scene in her next novel and then deny it on television.

 
At November 06, 2006 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that much of anything you say has any actual relevance to real life, Mr. Michael Gregory Steele, but you may be surprised to learn that sex is about the farthest thing from many gay men's minds. (With the possible exception of young gays, who do not differ from straights in that regard -- sex at that age is front-of-mind for anyone -- straight, gay, or whatever.)

Do you not smell the dank odor of hypocrisy in saying that gays shouldn't be allowed to marry or form any sort of lasting relationship whatsoever -- then accusing gays (falsely) of only being interested only in sex??? Well, let's see here -- if marriage wasn't an option for straight America either -- how would straights be occupying their time? Chances are, the exact same way gays do now -- working honest jobs to earn a living, volunteering to help our communities, and spending quality time with close friends and family.

As a gay man in a loving, committed 14-year relationship, sex typically is about #100 on my list of "things to do" each week....in fact, there are many, many weeks, occasionally entire months, when it doesn't even make the top 100 list, so doesn't it happen at all. Get over your stereotype -- either you know better, or you think readers of this forum are so stupid they won't. Which is it?

 
At November 06, 2006 2:26 PM, Anonymous You're better than that CFAV said...

You screwed up. You were supposed to keep up the charade of election day being Wednesday. Now the damn liberals who look at this site to fill their horns with hate know that election day is Tuesday.

 
At November 06, 2006 3:14 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

the pagan temple: I usually prefer people asking my permission before they shamelessly promote their site, but since I agree with the sentiment of your last sentence I will forgive you.

maddog: If you're looking to have more homosexual encounters just change your voter registration from Republican to Democratic. From what I hear, you have to allow a state official sodomize you before they even allow you into the Party.

 
At November 06, 2006 3:18 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

bill hole: First things first, moron. If we don't win this election then terrorists will kill us. Let's not put the cart ahead of the horse especially if doing so means the horse will likely be exposed to anthrax or blown up in a terrorist attack.

the truffle: I agree. I was terrified just writing it.

 
At November 06, 2006 3:26 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

anonymous #2 (the gay one): I don't believe you for a second. I'm willing to bet the other 99 things on you list are all just different sexual acts in order of decreasing depravity.

You're better than that CFAV: This post was addressed to conservatives and I wouldn't dare take the chance of conservatives showing up to the polls on the wrong day. Anyway, you'll notice that I inserted several large words in this post so as to scare off any liberal who might try to read it.

 
At November 06, 2006 3:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All have sinned and come short of the glory of God. You, me, them, Foley, Haggard. We will all face the judgement. So, when it happens, don't think anybody else or their sins will spare you. If you don't have a sacrifice you shall be judged for your sin. Do you think these men evil and demented. Such are we all unless we are given to repent and turn from your wicked ways. Seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness and all these things shall be added to you. These things being the good works of God. For apart from him you are dead and will end up in hell on the Day of the Lord. the Word of God has spoken this. Except, none of you believe.
Therefore the sorrows of this and more will come upon you.

 
At November 06, 2006 5:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you got pastors telling their members they have to vote for the christian candidates,HELLO it worked four years ago. Now we are wiser,(I hope),because we know you can't fix stupid.It's hard to watch W talk about all our problems,(too many to list), with that goofy smirk on his face. I glad none of my family is in the line of fire.Everybody needs to vote to move forward, we're tired of spinning our wheels.

 
At November 06, 2006 5:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr.Steele,I must say you are one of the most narrow minded USA Americans I have ever heard.You are no better than the KKK with comments like that.
I am a married man with three successful sons,none which are gay,but we have several gay friends,men and woman,also we have many gay customers who shop at our store.I must tell you that these human beings are some of the nicest,most considerate,non biased folks I have ever met.Two of which are very intelligent scientists,and three that are doctors.Being gay has nothing to do with being non human or dirty,sick or stupid,its just a choice of companionship and liking the same sex other than opposite sex.I would drather have them as friends than you,I can tell by reading your article that you could never be trusted.People have the right to choose what they wear,what they eat,what they drive,what occupation they wish to persue and whether they are gay or not, that is in a free country of course.Obviously not in (your) country.With your ignorant,insensitive comments ,you show your true colours,how biased,predjudiced and narrow minded you are.I feel sorry for you and people like you.Maybe you should live outside that fishbowl you live in and find out what real life and real people are all about.It is sure nice to know that most USA Americans don't think like you.

 
At November 06, 2006 6:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't choose to be homosexual, I got over God in high school, and the Republican party during the Nixon fiasco (yes, I know I am slow) and I don't think about sex anymore than anyone whose choices are limited (every 8 or 10 seconds and lurid ain't in it, hah!). I have lived all over the country during a military career, but mostly in Bible-belt communities and I have seen the damage that discrimination against any minority has on society and occasionally what a more libertarian (socially, at least) point of view has on people. Religious strictures from all religions have a negative effect on society as do draconian drug laws and inferiority complexes, just look at W. Until we have a more educated and enlightened populace I don't see that the future has much improvement in it. I will vote Democratic tomorrow, but I think our government is basically broken and at least the house divided can cause less damage......

 
At November 06, 2006 7:09 PM, Anonymous Kristi Thenhaus said...

I always wonder if conservatives just find it too frightening to admit that life is messy and complicated. Even the ones that are gay would rather believe in what their family has taught them than to acknowledge what they know to be true about themselves. If you'll allow yourself a bit of quiet reflection as a human being who can think (and feel) for himself, you might discover that it feels better to let go of all of the hatred and fear. I dare you. All you have to lose is the delusion of superiority.

 
At November 06, 2006 7:13 PM, Blogger hillbilly317 said...

I think gays are the worst problem this world has incountered because they try to push their trash on the strait people and us strait people aren't supposed to do anything about it but if us strait people try pushing our views on them it's discrimination so I think all gays need to be put on a ship as big as they can get and sink it with every gay pig on it because if God hates homosexuallity why should we like it because God destroyed a hole city because it was full of gays so why should we strait people like because gays are an abomination to the strait world and to God almighty himself because it is sin and God hates it so as far as I'm concerned gays need to be destroyed so if God say's it is an abomination who are we to say that it isn't and if God hates homosexuallity why should we strait people like it and yes I hate gays and think that they should be destroyed thank you .

 
At November 06, 2006 7:15 PM, Blogger hillbilly317 said...

I think gays are the worst problem this world has incountered because they try to push their trash on the strait people and us strait people aren't supposed to do anything about it but if us strait people try pushing our views on them it's discrimination so I think all gays need to be put on a ship as big as they can get and sink it with every gay pig on it because if God hates homosexuallity why should we like it because God destroyed a hole city because it was full of gays so why should we strait people like because gays are an abomination to the strait world and to God almighty himself because it is sin and God hates it so as far as I'm concerned gays need to be destroyed so if God say's it is an abomination who are we to say that it isn't and if God hates homosexuallity why should we strait people like it and yes I hate gays and think that they should be destroyed thank you .

 
At November 06, 2006 7:32 PM, Anonymous Paul Jackson said...

from the article:We all need to get out and do our civic duty by voting Republican and suppressing Democratic votes when the opportunity presents itself.

Voting is your civic duty and I respect that. But suppressing other peoples' votes? And calling for that openly?. That is an example of the poor morals and ethical values that plague the republican party.

 
At November 06, 2006 9:03 PM, Anonymous Your1064 said...

Steele:
You are the reason why people like me repudiate and sometimes openly oppose Christian fundamentalists. They are like the Islamic fundamentalists, maybe worst +2. At least they are open about how they really feel. But you...

 
At November 06, 2006 9:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hillbilly represents ignorance in it's purest form. Cannot even spell, let alone reason, you have to feel sorry for someone who was born with a brain so defective,By the way , I am a straight West Virginia Hillbilly. Dan

 
At November 06, 2006 10:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think Hillbilly was serious? I though he was just trying to stay in character.

By the way, if your state has an amendment on the ballot tomorrow to "save" marriage, think carefully.
Save it from whom? The gays who want to marry or the straights who can't be bothered?

 
At November 06, 2006 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael Gregory Steele, You are possibly the biggest douchebag I have ever seen, you honestly think thats how your "god" thinks? Get over yourself asshole, I think youre just trying to cover up your own in securities. Just because you got beat up in high school by a gay guy doesnt mean you have be a gay-basher now, hopefully osama will strap a bomb to himself and knock on your door.

 
At November 06, 2006 10:27 PM, Anonymous fredrik lindgren, denmark said...

are you for real, Steele? i think this is one of the most narrow minded and stupid things i've read in a very long time (but funny in a scary way). your understanding of humans (both straight and gay) apears to me to be very small.

"guerrilla sodomites", "oiled up and wrestling with another man"

but it might be slightly bigger than your understanding of democrazy...

"gays masquerading as Republicans within the Party of God"


first of all i would like to ask you a simple question. at what age did you choose to be straight and what influenced your choice?

second... do you really think it's worse for a politician to be gay than corrupted? that's just to twisted for me to understand.

and then... i liked the story about bin laden voting in america. it shows how deep you belive in the idea of freedom for all, even if i can see that you have a long way to fully understanding it.

and last... god is bisexual. he loves both men and women.

 
At November 06, 2006 10:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At November 06, 2006 10:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you should keep your opinion to your self. My son is gay and I resent the comments you apply to the gay community. My gay friends are highly intellegent people that hold much higher positions than you do. They are the most caring, warm, kind, considerate, intelligent, loving and happy people I know. They have feelings, soul and heart like all of us. I think your comments come from your own insecurities. I'm glad God doesn't judge the way you do or we would all be in trouble. We were created out of God's image and he loves everyone of us equal.

 
At November 06, 2006 11:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The latest bleatings in the press only serve to re-enforce what most of us suspected all along. The conservative Christian right has and always will be populated by a large number of sexually repressed individuals who are trying in vain to come to grips with their issues of confusion toward sexuality. The first step toward recoverery is to admit you are powerless over your addiction.

 
At November 07, 2006 12:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey hillbilly317, the biggest threat to this country are jerks like you: just plain stupid hick, white trash. You'd believe the nose on your face if someone carved the word God into it. God said this, God said that. Well stick it hillbilly and get a life. Get an education while your at it. Real critical thinking is hard work and requires a certain degree of intelligence. It's obvious if by nothing else than your spelling that you are still trying to test into kindergarten. God himself said that to be a real man, you must judge and think for yourself and you can't do that if you have so much hate in your heart. God made you the way you are and you're a jerk. And I'll bet you're a faggot way deep down.

 
At November 07, 2006 12:41 AM, Blogger M.M.K. said...

Mr. Steele,

Almost more startling than your complete disconnect from the cultural reality of America is your pathetic attempt to terrify Conservatives who disapprove of the Iraq war to voting for two more years of chaos in the Middle East. I am a straight male in a serious relationship and I could care less if someone else chooses to live their life in a different manner. What difference does it make for you personally if two people you will never meet choose to live a life of homosexuality? People who spout this kind of hateful rethoric degrade the moral fabric of society, helping to fuel more hateful behavior.

As for your assertion that terrorists are hoping for a Democratic victory, this is possibly the irresponsible and laughable attempt to skim the bottom of the barrel for votes. If a citizen bought into the kind of bullshit you're spreading, I don't want them in a voting booth in the first place.

 
At November 07, 2006 1:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me but it seems that the people who bitch the most about gay people tend to have gay tendicises themselfs! And who and the hell cares or should care how anyone lives there life as long as no harm is being done !! As far as know this is still a free country and right to live the way you want !!

 
At November 07, 2006 1:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get a life and live and and let live. So much hatred! Who makes you God and tell everyone how to live there life!!

 
At November 07, 2006 2:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, gay people are real?
I thought they were a myth like Unicorns and God.

 
At November 07, 2006 3:53 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

HillBilly317: The fact that you are able to get your message out in one simple sentence proves its soundness. Contrast that to a Democrat who would write a whole paragraph just to communicate that they are homosexual and would like to sodomize your children and/or pets just as John "I didn't gerbalize before I gerbalized" Kerry did in 2004.

Anonymous: Leave it to a homosexual liberal to spew hatred at good Christian men such as Mr. Steele. Your utter disregard of the teachings of our savior, Jesus Christ, makes me hate you more than I hate the Islamofacists.

 
At November 07, 2006 5:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr Steele , First I'd like to say it is sad that your God is so filled with hate. The God I know is loving of all people. It appear to me that your a radical christian trying to push your beliefs on others. But then again it seems all though history people use faith as a tool of hate. Heck maybe we should start witch hunts again. And by the way Ill answer to my God as will you guess if im on my well to hell you'll be there with me to for passing judgement on other people and spreading hate

 
At November 07, 2006 5:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope you don't mind me saying this, but this is the nicest blogger template I have ever seen!

 
At November 07, 2006 6:58 AM, Blogger Wayne said...

Mr. Steele,

I will have you know sir (And I call you SIR in total jest) that although I am a republican and at the time of President Reagans first election in 1980, I was a member of the Young Republicans, that I find your anti-homosexual rhetoric below the slime and under the cover of a CPU.

Though I feel VERY strongly that there should NOT be same sex marriage allowed in this country or in the world as marriage is an institution between a man and a woman, I am NOT against homosexuals at all. I don't care what two grown adults want to do in their bedroom. I would have no problem with a gay man cutting my hair. Allow me to ask you, if your life was in danger, or if your wife or childrens life were in danger, and the only doctor that could save you or them were a homosexual, would you be calling the funeral home?????

It is honestly people like you with your words of hate that have dismantled the good name of moderate republicans. Be against same sex marriage because same sex marriage is wrong on all counts. But your words of hate and disgust make me ill. And because of your words of hate, I may just pull the lever for a straight democratic ticket today.

 
At November 07, 2006 7:46 AM, Blogger The Pagan Temple said...

Reverend Steele, I must confess that I find myself somewhat in agreement with Anonymoous at 10:50 p.m. of November 6th. He makes a good point, in that gay people can't really help being gay.

Therefore, I think it's incumbent on us all to show them some degree of compassion and understanding. After all, who knows what made them that way?

For example, it's pretty much a known fact that many gay men-maybe even the vast majority if not all of them- became that way because of being molested by their fathers.

 
At November 07, 2006 8:04 AM, Anonymous libhater said...

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate i hate all of you liberals you're all so gay gay gay gay gay i hate you i hate you you're all terrorists working in satans army all will burn in hell arrrrghhhhhhh!!!! vote republican hate demi's arrrrgggghhhh!!

That is what you sound like to me Mr. Steele. Personally, I think you're a fag.

 
At November 07, 2006 8:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In response to the Pagan Temple: insult me if you want but leave my family out of it. I, and most of the gay people I know, have excellent relationship with their parents. Read the scientific literature instead of just regurgitating politicized hyperbole. It is universally accepted that being gay is caused by a combination of genetic and hormonal factors that affect developing fetuses.

 
At November 07, 2006 9:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is satire, you idiots!!! Didn't anyone here read the damned disclaimer on each and every page? I love being the smart one, you dumbasses!!!! hahahahahaha

 
At November 07, 2006 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Conservatives for American Values"?

You people wouldn't know an American value if it fell on your head.

What a ridiculous website.

What a pathetic group of wannabe Nazis you all are.

You should be ashamed of yourselves, you backward-assed country fvcks.

 
At November 07, 2006 3:44 PM, Anonymous steele said...

you = lame. I would be pissed if you were in any way related to me, or if . It's sad that people like you exist.

 
At November 08, 2006 5:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to go. It seems to me that you won the election by making the Republican party look ignorant. People actually believed this stuff despite the blatant disclaimer defining the contents as mere parody. In my opinion, this is equivocal to registering voters and throwing away the democratic registeration cards. I hope you won the election the way you wanted to. By the way, I'm a comedy writer and a democrat and this blog is not funny. You violated the first rule of comedy: don't offend your audience. Think about it.

 
At November 08, 2006 11:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gay problem? The only problem is that right now gay people are not given all of the rights they are entitled to in this country. And Christian conservatives like you are trying to keep it that way and make it harder on them. However, Thank God the democrats prevailed yesterday, so that we can get working on fixing that problem. I am appalled at what I read from you on this site. You are cruel, hypocritical, ignorant, judgemental and sick and I don't know what you're so angry about. What did gay people ever do to you? Absolutely nothing. They are entitled to all of the same rights and priveledges in their private lives that you are entitled to in your narrowminded Pagan private life. Homosexuals are some of the nicest, most sincere, most loving and compassionate people I've ever come across. And its not about sex. Its about companionship and loving someone of your own gender as a spouse, about finding a life partner. You just don't get it and I'm sure you never will. But that is ok with me as long as you go mind your own business and focus on fixing your own problems, rather than trying to push down innocent people in a world filled with so many other idiots like yourself.

 
At November 09, 2006 12:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hillbilly317... You hate gay people? Well I hate ignorant, prejudice rednecks like yourself who have not the slightest bit of intelligent thought or regard for human decency. You are disgusting. And as several others have already pointed out, its pathetic that you can't even spell correctly. Don't even bother.

 
At November 27, 2006 1:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god you are just SICK persons i feel so bad when I see ppl like u im 17 years old n im from mexico i'm waiting the day that ppl like u change ur way of think and... omg this hole thing of god n all that lies r making this world a sh/t

 
At March 17, 2007 8:47 PM, Anonymous Branden said...

Intolerance, hatred, republicans.

All synonyms?

 
At February 04, 2008 12:45 AM, Anonymous Jim Klich said...

The biggest gay issue for 2009. There needs to be a Federal Law protecting gay people at work. Gay people have children, senior citizens and disabled adults in their homes. People need to work and not be discriminated at their jobs.

 
At February 18, 2008 5:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmmm... SO MUCH HATE! Such anger... such self deprecation!

To feel so much anger towards homosexuals is indicative of a discord in ones own sexuality.

CB, a Psychologist

 
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instead of ruining families by marrying woman and lying to everyone.
Republican =closeted homosexual nine times out of ten . Sad.

 
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