Friday, October 13, 2006

Santorum Political Ad

by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes

With November quickly approaching Herman and I feel that we need to do everything we can to ensure that God's favorite Senator, Rick Santorum remains in office. So we put together this political ad which explains why you should vote for Santorum and why his opponent Bob Casey is an absolutely disgraceful human being.



Spread the word and help keep Santorum's seat safe.

36 Comments:

At October 13, 2006 7:34 AM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

And I get to be Frist? You gentleman take my breath away. Santorum will hire you, but I fear it will be too late. If Santorum is not re-elected, God help this website, and God Bless America. God=USA.

Sigh. I blame Clinton.

 
At October 13, 2006 8:14 AM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

blue gal: I think we'd prefer to remain a shadowy political group that puts out these kinds of ads and isn't constrained by the same rules Santorum's ad people are.

They won't let Rick take off the kid gloves and really give it to his demonic opponent. That's where we come in. I think it's safe to say that we will be endorsed by Santorum with a subtle wink and a nod.

 
At October 13, 2006 4:28 PM, Blogger Eric said...

Thank God someone is willing to stand up and show all real Americans the true nature of the enemy. While millions of supposed "conservatives" are busy watching 'Desparate Housewives' and rolling in other such filth, liberals and pedophiles are formulating their evil plans to march on Washington...and right into the Capitol!!! God Bless Rick Santorum, and may He also visit a pox (justly and righteously, of course) upon Bob Casey!!

 
At October 13, 2006 5:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure George Bush is lying to you all, if you would just look at an article on netscape.com. A little book coming out shows and details how the republicans used your beliefs against you. All they wanted was your vote, and you all are too blinded by the light to see it. It is too bad really, because when you get to heaven, God is going to be laughing histerically for listening to Bush.

 
At October 13, 2006 8:03 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

You brave, patriotic Americans have been singled out for attention for this brave, patriotic act on my subversive, Gallophile blog. Because supporting Santorum this fall is akin to dodging bullets and mortar shells in Iraq.

Only without the actual ordinance...

 
At October 13, 2006 8:59 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: You got that wrong! Jesus will be laughing his ass off at you on Judgment Day, right after He rips your spleen out with His bare hands for insulting one of His soldiers. I hope you like a really warm climate, because you'll be in one for all eternity.

 
At October 13, 2006 11:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santorum is a true believer. I hear he takes his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only smaller.

 
At October 15, 2006 11:09 PM, Blogger Rufus said...

Haha! Endorsed by Jesus! Good stuff.

 
At October 16, 2006 8:42 AM, Anonymous Billy said...

Oh Shave me Santorum from the baby-killing, devil worshipping, coke-snorting catamite, Bob Casey...and may Jebus Shave Santorum's seat!!!

 
At October 16, 2006 4:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woah! You really think that Bob Casey supports Bin Laden? What the hell have you been snorting? Let me guess..cocaine that Bob Casey has supplied you. Honestly, instead of making up lies about the candidate why not tell the truth for once in your life. For starters, Bob Casey doesn't think that homosexuality is equivical to beastiality like Santorum. That right there is testiment that Casey likes to have sex with dogs. That is sick. I'm voting for Santorum just because of that and I didn't have to rely on lies to come up with a valid reason. Maybe you should try using logic for once in your life instead of spreading lies!

 
At October 16, 2006 4:59 PM, Blogger The Pagan Temple said...

It's good to know that Mister "Anonymous is determined to vote for Santorum even though he is certain Santorum has sex with dogs. How heartwarming to know he wouldn't let a little thing like that stop him.

In fact, it would be good if Rick was to put out a poster of himself kneeling beside one of "man's best friends", just to show what a red-blooded all American he is, of course. "Anonymous" can stand by with a bucket of water at the ready after the photo shoot is over. Just in case somebody gets stuck.

 
At October 16, 2006 5:07 PM, Blogger Animala said...

The men who did narrated this ad sure do have sexy voices.

Rowr!

 
At October 16, 2006 7:58 PM, Anonymous Billy said...

Thank the Lord that I don't live in Pennsylvania, but then again, Santorum is tough on Bob Casey. My dogs will not have to be ravaged either way. That's why I cry to bed every night knowing I cannot personally vote for Rick Santorum.

 
At October 16, 2006 8:53 PM, Blogger Fightin' Felix said...

Hot damn. I need you guys on my campaign.

 
At October 16, 2006 9:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Snakegoddess,
clearly you're too obsessed with ancient Greek rituals to learn how to read. BOB CASEY has sex with dogs, not Santorum. Santorum equates beastiality with homosexuality (get it, both are morally wrong). While I'm sure you'd like to get beastility into the mainstream so you can follow up on your snake fetish without any societal reprocussions, that is not a reason to vote for a candidate. Meanwhile, your imagery of Santorum and a dog is disturbing. He's a christian who has openly opposed such base activities (unlike Casey).

 
At October 17, 2006 3:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOFT hands...lol cause he has never done any work in his whole life...

 
At October 17, 2006 3:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Jesus I beleive in doesn't do endorsements. You idiots.

 
At October 17, 2006 7:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good to see another Bush blamer with no solutions. When all else fails, blame someone.

 
At October 17, 2006 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about we make you a deal? You can take the south and midwest, and we'll take the northeast and west coast. You can call your country Jesusland, and we'll call ours Home of People Who Are Not Insane.

If you all are so right about your beliefs, then why do you feel threatened by the beliefs of others? Can't you just be satisfied that us heathens are going to get our judgement in the end? Maybe you should read the entire Bible, instead of just the passages that support your crazy arguements. "Judge not, lest ye be judged," immediately comes to mind.

 
At October 17, 2006 11:24 PM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

Are we to be plagued with the entire Anonymous family? I have never seen such a genetic mutation of idiocy in my entire life.

 
At October 18, 2006 9:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know about you, but I don't make it a habit of revealing identity to people I don't know on the Internet. Maybe you should blame Clinton for that, too, since that seems to be all you people are good for. It couldn't possibly be the fault of the mental degenerate and his possee of corrupt corporate stooges who are taking advatage of blind faith to bankrupt the country. No, it couldn't be that at all.

 
At October 18, 2006 12:00 PM, Anonymous vinny said...

This is wierd. I can't tell which of you believe this to be a serious ad. Too much inside switches and double-angentry for me to keep up with. Still, I find the head-spinning that it causes kindof amusing.

I'm reminded of the Simpsons episode with Homer as a human cannonball. Two gen-Xers are talking in the front row:
1: That guy is so cool.
2: Are you being sarcastic?
1: I can't tell any more...
(paraphrased)

The analogy is a bit off the mark, but it's certainly better than certain LOTR references coming out of washington these days...

In any event, I'd like to see this ad on the air all over the state from now until the election.

god bless the USA

 
At October 18, 2006 2:37 PM, Anonymous Billy said...

Don't worry, Blue, with the end of Habeus Corpus, we will have the ANNOYmous in ZE GAZ CHAMBAS in no time!!!! Ich liebe mien fueher und mein Gott, George W. Bush!!!!

Theocrazy \/\/111 p\/\//\/ 4ll |_| 1183R41 /\/0085!!!!! \/\/007!!

 
At October 19, 2006 10:41 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous:

You said:
The Jesus I beleive in doesn't do endorsements.

That's because the "Jesus" you believe in is a liberal and also goes by the name Satan. The real Jesus is a Republican and always has been. You are just another ignorant idiot that is going to burn in Hell. Jesus hates you.

 
At October 21, 2006 12:42 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: Why are you giving me the cold shoulder?

 
At October 22, 2006 6:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I'm confused. Which Jesus was it that said "bring me the little childred and I'll make them suffer"?

 
At October 22, 2006 6:07 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: That was an illegal immigrant named "Jesus" (hay-soos) who was a sexual predator caught in Arizona. I certainly understand your confusion given that you are a Godless heathen, but I think we can both agree that child predators should be locked up.

 
At October 22, 2006 8:56 PM, Anonymous Bill Hole said...

Locked up? THEY SHOULD BE GASSED AND USED FOR EXPIREMENTS YOU SOCIALIST QUEER!!!


God Bless America!

 
At October 23, 2006 1:51 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Billy: You can't gas or vivisection these pages unless you first lock them up, but I wouldn't expect some anarchist to understand how civilized society works.

 
At October 24, 2006 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirk, I like your bowler.

Jesus is a warrior, kinda like Mad Max. Why does he make children suffer you ask? Cause he can. He's God after all.

The Godless assclowns in the democratic party had better wake up and do the right thing or they will have first class tickets to the biggest fish fry ever witnessed. To hell with all of them.... the queers.

God I love scotch.

 
At October 26, 2006 1:29 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: Jesus only makes bad people suffer. The Lord does not discriminate based on age.

 
At October 26, 2006 11:57 PM, Anonymous Bill Hole said...

But those ass hats in the Democratic party don't know that....those poor defenseless snowflake children. Luckily when the fires of hell incinerate those liberal queers the snowflake children will be melted and will be rescued by us patriots.

 
At October 30, 2006 8:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny, most of the people screwing the country in the rear are conservatives. I thought thay were against that kind of thang.

 
At October 30, 2006 10:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santorium is a hypocrite and Satan is waiting for his son to come home.....so go tback to hell Rick.

 
At October 30, 2006 1:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus does not approve of this ad.

 
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