Friday, October 27, 2006

Second Santorum Political Ad

by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes

It's nearly November and Bob Casey has apparently decided that a Senate seat is more important than a seat in Heaven. That's the only conclusion I can come to when I see Bob Casey continue to openly oppose Rick Santorum, a man the Lord is more than fond of.

In order to help right things we at Conservatives for American Values have decided to commission a second ad. If Casey insists on remaining in this race then he leaves us no choice but to expose him for who he really is.


Reelect Rick Santorum, for a less depraved Pennsylvania and a better America.

29 Comments:

At October 27, 2006 2:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you haven't got clue who god is 'fond of' - saying such a thing is blasphemy. don't pretend to know god's will or desire. you're nothing.

 
At October 27, 2006 12:52 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes said...

anonymous: When it comes to understanding the true will and desire or the Lord I am everything.

The sooner you learn that the better off you'll be.

 
At October 27, 2006 2:23 PM, Blogger The Truffle said...

Why are you guys so obsessed with Li'l Ricky anyway? There are lots of other conservative Republican senators, after all--like DeWine or Talent.

 
At October 27, 2006 2:33 PM, Blogger Fran / Blue Gal said...

Oh, no. Truffle. It is not "obsession." It is the knowledge of which Senators deserve special treatment. You see, Senator Santorum has a special place in all our thoughts, based on his understanding that America is basically for white Christian straight men. That's more than enough to warrant the special attention he is being given here. Plus he's from Pennsylvania. Nuff said.

CFAV, keep up the great work. I'm gonna run the earlier ad at my blog today.

 
At October 27, 2006 4:45 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes said...

the truffle: Ok, let's review the facts shall we?

1. Rick Santorum represents PA in the United States Senate (the home state of Herman and myself).

2. Rick Santorum is the third most powerful Republican in the Senate.

3. Rick Santorum is God's favorite senator and the most outspoken advocate for the rights of heterosexuals and men.

So you tell me, truffle, why should I care so much about Rick Santorum? Because he's an inspiration to all Americans, that's why.

 
At October 27, 2006 4:57 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes said...

blue gal: Your tireless work in promoting Rick Santorum almost lets me forgive the fact that you are a woman.

I just hope the hours you're putting into the Santorum campaign are being taken out of your sleeping time and not the time that should be spent obeying whatever demands your husband may have for you.

 
At October 27, 2006 5:36 PM, Blogger Wayne A. Schneider said...

That's one hilarious ad parody. I just hope there aren't too many people in Pennsylvania who'll believe it's for real.

 
At October 28, 2006 6:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Talent looks too Asian to be a true American, DeWine looks kinda gay, Burns is just a godless spic-loving commie...and Allen is a jew....and Chaffee will soon know the fires of hell in a very intimate way very soon. I also heard that Corker's daughter is a selffish hedonist. In fact, one could argue that Santorum is barely what we want....but Santorum is our, and therefore God's favorite Senator. Next election, Inholfe will be.

 
At October 29, 2006 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not getting sound when I play the video. Can you advise?

 
At October 29, 2006 1:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rick Sanotorum dissed President Bush on TV today he ssaid the the president is soft on terrorists what kind of idiot disses the president espesically when they are both republicans
Sanotorumn deserves to lose

 
At October 29, 2006 4:11 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: I can "advise" you. You are an idiot.

 
At October 29, 2006 4:13 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Blue Gal: What the Hell happened to your nose?

 
At October 29, 2006 10:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, I'm sold. Rick isn't quite Christian or righteous enough for me, but I sure as heck don't want that perverted Bob "Dogfinger" Casey to win. BTW, Bob was babysitting for our cats a few weeks ago. You don't suppose he could have....Oh My God!!!

 
At October 30, 2006 1:21 AM, Blogger Franny Ward said...

Come out Virginia, don't let me wait,You Catholic girls start much too late... Aw but sooner or later it comes down to fate, I might as well be the one...

Billy got it right.. Hey Rick? Go home. Virginia Loves you.

 
At October 30, 2006 7:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, for real. Santorum is simply too liberal for my taste as well. The only Senator who is not going to hell is Tom Coburn (R-OK)....and of course the president, our lord and savior, George W. Bush will be saved. I don't know enough about Roberts and Alito though I know that anyone left of Thomas is going to hell. Justice Breyer is such a hateful liar!

 
At October 30, 2006 10:34 PM, Blogger Fran / Blue Gal said...

Kirk! what happened to not swearing? My avatar is much more detailed in full size, though, you're right.

How are you, dear?

 
At October 31, 2006 1:00 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Blue Gal: Hell is not a swear word. It is a horrible place that God puts liberals.

I looked at your big picture and it still appears that you have no nose. This is very disturbing. I hope you haven't seen Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.

I'm doing pretty good, but I'm in a bit of a dispute. See, I'm a member of the Texas Connection, but the creator of that blog roll is behaving like he owns it and is insisting that I am not a member. I've asked him to hold an election so all 93 citizens of the Texas Connection blog community can vote on my membership. But, I'm a little unsure of his commitment to democracy.

Oh well, I'm sure things will work out just fine.

 
At November 01, 2006 10:45 AM, Blogger Fran / Blue Gal said...

Kirk, I love the American flag in all its permutations but especially when your face is obscuring it. Like Michael Jackson, I better not work on the nose any more.

RE the texans, I wouldn't want to be a member of any group that wanted me. Fight on!

 
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