Censoring Satan

by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes

Well, dear readers, I am officially outraged. It seems that these liberals never rest when it comes to morally corrupting our children. Who or what, you may ask, is the target of my animosity today? Well, I’m angry about a book I’ve seen all over the news lately. I'm talking about a book called Rainbow Party.

Now, the title of this book seems to suggest a homosexual social gathering. Don’t be fooled, this book is about something nearly as sinister: heterosexual teen orgies.

The book gets its title from the teen girls in the story who wear different shades of lipstick in order to turn the boys’ jimmys into colored candy canes of wickedness. Has this writer no decency?

The book ends with STDs running rampant throughout the school. Nice bit of holy retribution here, but too little too late to save this ungodly pamphlet of perversion.

So why am I outraged about a book that preaches an anti-sex message, isn’t in any school library, or even being stocked in many of the major bookstores? The answer is quite simple: because it deals with sex and its very existance threatens our children.

Once the liberal teachers realize there's another book with which they can poison the minds of our children, you can bet it will find its way onto the summer reading lists. The only recourse we have is to make sure this sort of filth is never written in the first place. We need to petition our leaders to legislate stricter punishments against those who would produce obscene works such as this.

While I haven’t read the book myself, from the news stories I’ve seen about it, I can safely say that is in fact obscene. I shall not attempt to further define pornography, but I know it when I hear a 2nd hand account of it in a news story.