Tuesday, May 17, 2005

The Moral Mailbox: Enemy of Moral Relativism

by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes

After Herman told me his stories of his missionary visit to Vermont, I couldn't sleep. It wasn't excitment about his spreading the word that kept me awake (unfortunately Herman's sage words fell mostly on deaf ears). It was disbelief at how those people responded to Herman that kept me so sleepless. I spent most of my night shaking with anger thinking about the comments made by those arrogant elitists.

Aside from the usual satanic dogma, there was one comment that really struck me:
"That's your truth, man, you shouldn't try and force it upon others." - unidentified Vermont elitist.
It is this idea, the idea of moral relativism, that is perhaps our greatest threat.

It is moral relativism that allows terrorist sympathizers to question America and coddle terrorists. It is moral relativism that prevents homosexuality for being seen for the evil that it is. It is moral relativism that prevents people from aggressively spreading the word of Jesus Christ to people who are worshipping the wrong god (or just worshipping the right God in the wrong way).

I have news for all the moral indigents that call Vermont their home: there is an absolute truth and it is contained within the Bible. "The bible is so open to interpretation in so many areas how can it be the source of ultimate truth?" you may ask. This question reflects the moral weakness within so many that makes this blog necessary. Who can provide you with the absolute moral truths of the Bible? Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes can.

In order to counter the evils of moral relativism we've setup an email address where you can send your moral and ethical queries directly to us. You will no longer have to wonder if your moral interpretation is the correct one, we will tell you definitively.

The email address is: MoralMailbox@yahoo.com.

Understand we are often too busy with other works to respond directly, but we will be answering select emails in a new weekly section we will call the Moral Mailbox.

I just pray my faithful readers have the strength of character to resist this godless notion of relativism. Herman and I have both seen what happens when ideas like this take hold in places like Vermont.

Make no mistake there is a war against religion being waged right now, and you're either with us, or you're with the terrorists.

4 Comments:

At May 17, 2005 12:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You write "You will no longer have to wonder if your moral interpretation is the correct one, we will tell you definitively."

Is the Bible your source of the moral certainty implied above? If so, which Bible (Catholic, Protestant, Eastern Orthodox) and which translation (KJV, NAB, NRSV, NIV)will you be using?

How did you come to decide on a particular Bible and translation?

 
At May 17, 2005 1:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At May 26, 2005 9:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a comment for "infidel". This is SATIRE, you moron.

 
At June 21, 2005 2:18 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes said...

I have deleted the above comment because it was too long and boring.

 

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