News Flash! Mainstream Media Is Biased

by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes

Wait! Stop the presses! I've got a breaking news story: The mainstream media has a liberal bias!

It seems as if the mainstream media has done it again, inventing facts to suit their far left agenda. Newsweek has had to retract its claim that US interrogators flushed copies of the Quran down the toilet -- a claim that sparked riots in Afghanistan and lead to the death of 15 people.

This claim was of course patently ridiculous and irresponsible from the start.

• We may have intimidated detainees with unmuzzled dogs, but we never desecrated the Quran.
• We may have pretended to smear menstrual blood on a detainee in Guantanamo Bay, but we never desecrated the Quran.
• We may have sodomized detainees with a broomstick at Abu Ghraib, but we never desecrated the Quran.

We have shown nothing but the utmost respect for their completely backward religion.

This story is just one instance in a string of recent failures by the mainstream media. There was Jayson Blair lying and inventing stories for the New York Times. There was CBS News' Dan Rather and his infamous Bush Nation Guard forgeries. Now add this Newsweek story to the top of this ever growing list.

It should be clear to you now that it is time for you to turn away from the godless mainstream media and toward the Righteous Media.

"What is the Righteous Media?" you might ask. Well this is my term for media that's not afraid to tell the truth. This is the media that's not afraid to let you know that things are going spectacularly in Iraq. This is the media that will call homosexuality what it truly is, a perversion, not a "lifestyle choice." This is the media that reports on all President Bush's many success, not just his few minor failures.

The Righteous Media includes: Conservatives for American Values (this blog), Fox News, and the National Review to name a few. It's time to make the Righteous Media your only media. Only then can you hope to get news that is untainted by liberal ideology, propaganda and lies.