The Blogroll of Iniquity
by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes
I have long hesitated to add links to other blogs on this site. I figured that doing so would signal to my readers that they can't get all the moral and political information they would need from this one blog. It would imply to my followers that a visit to another blog might be necessary to understand all sides of a particular issue. This assumption would be flat wrong, and that is why I made the decision never to link to other blogs (even conservative ones).Unfortunately a problem has arisen that has forced me to reverse this decision.
It seems that this very blog is being linked to from other liberal blogs. I have to say, it's an absolute honor to be recognized by such morally deficient miscreants. It's like receiving an enthusiastic thumbs-up from the Prince of Darkness himself.
In case you didn't pick up on the sarcasm above, let me just state for the record that: I do not like being mocked by liberals and I never seek approval from Satan.
Those pretentious liberals mock this blog, they call the posts here satire. They do not accept Michael Gregory Steele or Herman Hayes as their unquestioned moral arbitrators. They attack everything we stand for, and also everything this country stands for.
I will not sit idly by while I am persecuted at the hands of godless unbelievers. I shall make an example of them. They shall be placed upon a mantle of scorn for all to see. Look to your right for prime examples of why God created hell. Thus is born, The Blogroll of Iniquity.
Posted @ 8:56 PM
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2 Comments:
Brothers, thank you for your excellent work. Might I also suggest making a catalog of porn sites to avoid, so we Christian soldiers know what URLs have been claimed by the armies of Satan. Or at least you can suggest some words to avoid when doing a google search. For example, in my family's "Surfing with Christ Internet Hour" we have learned the hard way to avoid the word "sodom" ("gemorrah" doesn't seem to be a problem)...
anonymous,
It is a very good idea for me to list all of the porn sites on the internet for Christians to avoid. After about 6 straight hours of work on this though, it has proven to be a more daunting task than I thought it would be. It doesn't look like it's likely to happen.
My suggestion to you is to limit your "Surfing with Christ Internet Hour" to this blog.
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