God has given you this blog
by Anonymous
Congratulations, fellow netizens, you've been given a gift from God. You've been given this blog.Herman and I, driven by a mutual love of both conservatism and American (Christian) values, have decided to start the Conservatives for American Values weblog. We are determined to shout the truth over the unceasing racket of the unholy rabble that is the blogosphere. We hope this blog is to the internet what Fox News has become for cable news, a light in a place of darkness. God has smiled upon you today.
Since both Herman and I have been blessed with certain ethical, moral and political understandings, it is our duty to share this knowledge with you. Feel free to comment on anything we write, but understand this is not a place for debate. This is a place for acceptance of the truths that Herman and I impart to you. You are truly blessed to be reading this blog.
Posted @ 3:36 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
It's quite amusing, but be careful not to go overboard or you'll lose the affect. Great parody of those who have The Truth locked up in their little book, though. Hahahahah.
anonymous,
Go overboard? Parody? Truth? little book? This comment is completely incomprehensible.
Your god is dead. I will continue to destroy his worthless book in proving this to fools like you.
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