Sunday, April 17, 2005

Legal Notice

by Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes

I'm putting a link to this post at the bottom of every page so I can make the following legal notice available:

Legal Notice:
Everything written on this blog is satire/parody and should be understood as such.

My reason for putting up this notice up is simple -- I have no interest in getting sued for making a joke.

The fact that this blog is satire is no surprise to those who frequent it and is something of an open secret. My response to those who think I'm trying to perpetrate some sort of fraud as a means to scare others away from Christianity is: "Get A BRAIN! MORANS"

This blog is not an attempt to make some overarching statement about Christianity or religion. It is a satirical look at the Christian Right in American politics with a few stupid jokes about Republicans thrown in and is nothing more than this.

This admission changes nothing about the dynamic of this blog. Herman and I will remain as committed as ever to writing absurd posts and responding to comments in a belligerent manner.

Please also note that all comments posted on the blog, and all emails sent to The Moral Mailbox become property of Conservatives for American Values.


At August 30, 2005 6:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am shocked and appalled.

Say it isn't so Mr. Steele... I really thought you were a true believer in our Holy Cause to rid the world of God-less heathen unbelievers homosexuals and those evil liberals.

Wait I know. You were forced to post this by those Godless Liberal Pinko Commies weren't you? Yes thats it I can tell you would never say something like that. The Michael Gregory Steele I pray for would never abandon our noble cause... Not like that.

It's ok Mr. Steele, I know it's not really satire.


At August 30, 2005 6:20 PM, Blogger WichitaJack said...

Satire! Right! What's next? Are you going to tell us that Kirk and Anti-Kirk are the same person?

You guys!

At August 30, 2005 6:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is very disheartening.

I don't know what to believe anymore. Is anybody here who they say they are?

BushCheney08 is still an idiot, right? At least tell me that much is true.

At August 30, 2005 6:27 PM, Blogger M.R. BushCheney08 said...

Don't worry. I'm still as big an idiot as ever!

That will never change!

At August 30, 2005 6:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sincerely crushed to see you bow under the oppression of the Left, MGS and Herman. I weep openly for you today, and then will never speak of this post again. I look forward to your regular scripture message each day.

At August 30, 2005 7:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you.

At August 30, 2005 7:45 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes said...

bushcheney08: Oh, your self-deprecating humor delights all of us. How refreshing.

salgal: Yeah, I would see no reason to speak of this post ever again.

At August 30, 2005 8:02 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

I live my life based on the advice at this site! Since it’s all good advice I’m not changing a thing. Get back in the closest you filthy liberals and get back to teaching the true conservative values that you despise so much. God has given you a gift and He is speaking through you whether you Godless scum realize it or not. I’m sure he just plans on throwing your used hollow carcasses into the flaming pits of Hell after He is done with you. Perhaps He will then let me spit upon you and your ilk.

At August 30, 2005 8:53 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes said...

kirk: You're absolutely right, just because the site is satirical, there's no real reason to stop basing your life on everything written here.

At August 30, 2005 9:04 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele and Herman B. Hayes said...

Attention disillusioned followers!

Don't worry, after tommorow's post is put up, this one will be moved back to the begining of the blog. We can then forget about this whole sordid affair and pretend like it never happened.

At August 30, 2005 9:27 PM, Blogger Ditto said...

The Left ain't that clever. Y'ain't foolin us none.

Take it all back. Now.
If you crack then the flood gates will open...

I fear an avalanche of Rightwing blogs fessin' up to satire. Then the whole conservative enterprise system will collapse.

Hackright'll say, "Yeah, we thought we could fool ya. Had ya'll going for a while didn't we with the Freedom and God stuff. Yeah we made a few bucks - hahaha - we all owe Rush a dime or two if you know what I mean! And thank god - thats lower case now - there weren't any real innovations in popular music otherwise people might've listened to that instead of talk radio... Did ya'll like that 'Iraq will be our gas station stuff... $0.50/gallon.' Haha. I thought it was over-the-top but
muddier visionaries prevailed. See a core group of us made a pact in college and started a secret society and damned if we didn't have ya'll going for 30 some years. Oh, well, it's been a great ride. Sorry for all the death and stuff. Except for the hippies! Remember folks, liberals are all gay and evil and America-hating socialists. Just kidding, you can all live in peace, I'm off to my island."

Don't burst my bubble, MGS. This game of politics is so fun. It's the only game where the players can still dope up.

At August 30, 2005 10:16 PM, Blogger Bushcheney08 said...


if you lack the intelligence to tell this blog from any other conservative blog you are more stupid than I thought you were.

At August 31, 2005 1:02 PM, Blogger M.R. BushCheney08 said...

Hey that's not me!

It doesn't have my speshul pikshur!

Besides, I uzually mispel mor wurds in my posts!

At August 31, 2005 9:38 PM, Blogger Ditto said...

Sure SOUNDS like a 13 yo.

At July 15, 2006 9:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh f**k you I just read ur legal disclaimer lol. Nice site though :)

At July 20, 2006 4:35 PM, Blogger miss smartypants said...

um doll? its "morOn" just thought I would help...... :D

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At May 30, 2009 1:40 PM, Anonymous hmmm..... said...

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