Friday, July 14, 2006

Liberal Propaganda vs. the Salvation Store

by Herman B. Hayes

The liberals are at it again, folks.

Our arch enemies at Bring It On have crossed the line once again. Recently Tom Baker, a liberal of doubtable orientation, released a “poster”, as they call it. This poster, as you can see, shows two little children firebombing a vehicle, which was transporting three injured kittens, in the care of nuns, to an Iraqi “no-kill” animal shelter.

Sometimes it is stupid to stay the course, I have to agree. Why we tolerate liberals in our nation is beyond me. That is a course in need of changing.

No matter what the evil progressives of Bring It On have to say, the children of Iraq are not the problem. We do not need to kill them. Liberal propaganda like this is nothing new, however, as they have been telling us to kill our babies in the womb for generations now. It is plain to me that this “poster” is a doctored image, and that these children were not killing nuns and kittens. Do not underestimate the liberals, though, they know that if they children of Iraq are killed, the adults will be easy to mop up.

The liberal propaganda machine will stop at nothing to make kiddie-cide a reality in Iraq.


Bring It On suggests that we wait until November to start the systematic elimination of the alleged pre-pubescent jihadists. I am slightly confused as to why they want to wait, but I have a theory: In November, all of the Iraqi kids will be in their shiny new schools that we have built them. The children are not such a mortal threat if they are all in isolated buildings, and not roaming the streets like wolf packs. I am disgusted by these liberal child killers. I do not understand how they can hate freedom and children so much.

Please, send this “poster” to everyone that you can, and use it on your own blogs. Show the Democrats for what they are: Goebbels-esque propaganda spewing monsters who love to kill kids.

Do not despair, though! There is a way for you, good readers, to get the truth out into the public. Michael Gregory Steele and I have recently opened the Conservatives for American Values’ Salvation Store. We will bring you nothing but the finest merchandise, designed to make liberals see the truth.

Our messages are clear. Our merchandise is the truth, not propaganda.


We even have products for liberals, so they can identify each other. I would recommend our “Guerrilla Sodomite” products, or possibly our “Godless Unbeliever” line. For you good and honest Republicans, may I suggest our “We Do It Santorum Style” collection? Just remember: Jesus bases your chances of getting into Heaven on how much you spend at the Conservatives for American Values’ Salvation Store. Don’t be cheap.

Killing kids, or buying shirts. Is this really such a difficult choice?

Cross-posted at: Bring It On!

13 Comments:

At July 14, 2006 3:44 PM, Anonymous S Stapp said...

I wish some of those Godless women I meet on the road wore the Guerrilla Sodomite and/or the Godless Unbeliever T shirt so I can quickly identify them as they attempt to greet me with their arms wide open.

 
At July 14, 2006 9:04 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

s stapp: A bit too late for that, man-whore.

 
At July 14, 2006 9:36 PM, Blogger betmo said...

as a hopeless independent- can i get a half dozen 'godless unbeliever' shirts- or whatever you have in stock?

 
At July 14, 2006 11:19 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

betmo: Just head to the store at http://www.cafepress.com/cfav and you can get whatever you want. Jesus loves you more the more you buy! This even applies to Godless Unbeliver shirts.

 
At July 15, 2006 8:24 PM, Anonymous An Observer said...

Quote: "...as they have been telling us to kill our babies in the womb for generations now" (endquote)

Just a thought, does the Bible say anything about the morality of abortion if the mother's life is in danger should the pregnancy go through (and let's just say she didn't voluntarily have sex). Thanks for any help on this.

Oh and by the way, on a completely unrelated topic, how do you find the new translation of the Bible (I think it is called the NIV) as compared to the KJV? I've noticed a trend of people and churches switching over to the NIV, claiming that the KJV is too dificult to comprehend, yet I find the NIV lacking in essence compared to the KJV. From what I have read from the NIV, there's just something missing from it that you get from studying the KJV.

 
At July 16, 2006 2:54 PM, Blogger Cranky Liberal said...

Damn you Herman Hayes, using my hard work to further your sites dominance. Just like the conservative scum you are to rip off the work of a liberal for your own gain.

We mock you,

Tom Baker
Bring it On!

 
At September 10, 2007 11:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Baker should be sent to the interrogation booth at GITMO.

 
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Hey don't forget about us secular conservatives. Basing conservative views on religion only gives the libtards more ammo to ruin this country with.

 
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