Wednesday, November 02, 2005

We Have Survived

by Herman B. Hayes

The Hayes family has survived Halloween

I hate Halloween, as you might have guessed. Without a trace of doubt, it is my least favorite holiday of the year. Actually, we do not consider it to be a “holiday”, as that term is derived from the words “holy” and “day”, which Halloween is most assuredly not. It is a sick travesty that this worship of Satan is approved of in our Christian nation.

We do accept trick-or-treaters at the Hayes home, though.


We even decorate our house. We place crosses in our yard, a nativity, and signs with pertinent Bible verses. We open our doors to the young children who have been placed on the road to hell by their parents. We give them little wallet cards with Bible verses on them, and tell them that they are all going to burn in the eternal fires of Hell for what they are doing. We let them know that they will spend eternity being mauled and tortured unless they remove their costumes and run to the nearest church.

If God wanted us to be monsters, he would have made us that way.


Dressing up like a witch, a ghost, or any other form of damned being is a sure way to insult God. Why do you think that this is one of the worst days of the year for kidnappings, poisonings, and sexual assaults against youth? Apparently God is trying to send a message. That message is really a simple one:

Do not hand-deliver your children to Satan, dressed for the occasion.


It enrages me that parents who claim to be raising their children in the required Christian environment would shove God aside to worship Satan for a day. Would you shove your spouse aside for a day to have sex with a prostitute, just because the condom companies told you that you should?

The companies that produce these costumes, these “Satanist for the Day” kits, should be run out of business.


Most of the time, I very much approve of the corporate situation in America. The problem is, though, most of these costumes and the like are not made here. They are mostly made in China by communists. Communists are agents of Satan by their very nature. So, we are purchasing these draperies of the damned from Satan himself. Disgusting.

Stop celebrating Satan-mas, and protect your family.

If you are a parent who reads this blog, you must think yourself a good Christian. If you sent your children out Monday evening to snag candy from the mouth of Beelzebub, then you are a hypocrite of the worst type. Repent. Never send your children to the devil, gift wrapped for his enjoyment, again. Turn your home into a beacon of light on that night of evil. Invite the children in. Teach them the words of Christ. Strip from them their mantles of evil, and send them out again, messengers of Jesus Christ.

17 Comments:

At November 02, 2005 11:07 PM, Anonymous Conservative Patriot said...

I couldn't agree more. That's why we watched our "Best of the 700 Club" DVD collection while this abomination was in progress.

You forgot, in your summation of the Satanic, to include the candy companies-mostly American, and 100% America hating

 
At November 03, 2005 1:35 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Herman: It's nice to see you back. I too handed out Bible versus as a treat on Halloween. This year I chose Genesis 19:4-8, because I thought it was important to show an inspirational story of Christian unity against homosexual wickedness.

 
At November 03, 2005 9:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you think that this is one of the worst days of the year for kidnappings, poisonings, and sexual assaults against youth?

Thus, it follows that attacking little kids is fine, and God's will, so long as they are in costume?

Weird...

 
At November 03, 2005 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My logic is so illogical I had to stop calling myself Logic Seeker.

Weird...

 
At November 03, 2005 2:39 PM, Blogger Tom Harper said...

Bravo! Millions of otherwise Godfearing Americans are duped by this Satanic holiday every year. Thanks to your righteous post, maybe a few Americans will be saved from the evils of this wicked tradition.

 
At November 03, 2005 3:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get this... most adults today, when kids, went trick-and-treating... but they are not satanists!

Also, I don't get how can dressing up like a witch or pumpkin head or anything like that be enough to automatically turn a kid into a Satan lover... do they turn back to good christians the moment they take the costume off, or are they satanists for ever?

Finally, the idea that cusotmed kids deserve being kidnapped, poisoned, or raped, and that this is God's loving message, frankly sounds pretty depraved to me... a kid DESERVES being raped? A custom makes it legal and good??

Hey Mr Hayes... do you have children? Do you suppose ANYTHING they could make would make them deserve being kidnapped, poisoned, raped? Would donning a custome be enough??

 
At November 03, 2005 6:07 PM, Anonymous SalGal said...

We chose a unique approach this year in our gift giving. This year, we hooked up our sprinkler system to a vat of holy water and turned them on each time the little monsters attempted to approach our door. You should have seen the steam coming off of those sinners!

 
At November 04, 2005 6:08 PM, Blogger FreeThinker said...

Now this post is the scariest thing I've seen this Halloween!

 
At November 07, 2005 9:17 PM, Blogger scribe said...

I say lock all the Christians and Halloween fans into a room, gas 'em like a group we hate and start celebrating free sex day when they're all dead and gone-who's with me???

 
At November 07, 2005 9:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Steele I pleasure myself to your phony photo and wipe the excess with an old Halloween mask...



weird...

 
At November 08, 2005 4:19 PM, Anonymous Erasmus said...

Uh...yeah...that is weird.

 
At November 12, 2005 5:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the worst time of yar for assaults hmmmm let me think about tht1... well the worst time4assaults is when there is going to be young children mostly on their own without adults there is undoubtably going to be the halloween HOLIDAY. but go continue scaring poor young children wid images of hell. frighten them, haunt their dreams. so by dressin up as a 'witch' u become1? i thnk u shuld thnk very carefully bout wot u r doing. scarin children, and scolding loving parents. i thnk ur instinctive view to block this site was a gd one, mayb it was ur conscience...

 
At November 13, 2005 12:12 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

I hope the ATF hasn't shut you guys down.

 
At November 13, 2005 6:04 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

kirk: Of course we were not shut down, the authority of God trumps the ATF everytime.

 
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