Thursday, September 22, 2005

Rick Santorum, Family Man

by Herman B. Hayes


I am going to cut straight to the point; family men don't wear skirts and women need to stay at home with the kids. Women have no place going to work and leaving their children to be raised by dolts who could not find better jobs.

Rick Santorum hit the nail right on the head, again.

I have thoroughly enjoyed reading Rick Santorum’s thoughts on the present state of American families, as presented in his latest book. He presented so many great points that it is difficult to pick just one to write about today, but I am going to focus on the family. Here are some of my personal thoughts:

Feminism is a poison, and it is killing our children and families.

Every woman is born with a job. That job is to grow up chaste, find a husband, and have children. Now, some women think that they need to find a career. Why? Making money is the job of men. Making children is the job of women.

No college education is needed to have children. The uterus does not need a degree.

Imagine, if you will, a world where women were simply content to do the job that God had assigned to them. Our children would be properly raised, crime would fall, and workplace output would increase without the constant catty gossip. We would be one step closer to the utopia that God intended for us. The amount of available college aid for men would double. How could there be a downside to this?
"Sadly the propaganda campaign launched in the 1960s has taken root... The radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness.”
In these insightful words, Rick Santorum succinctly summarizes one of the major problems with our country today. Feminism, past and present, is nothing but a satanic plot to destroy us. How could there be anything more rewarding than raising good and Godly children? Is there not a sense of accomplishment in providing your husband with a hot and delicious meal upon his arrival home from a hard day’s work? Would slippers, a brandy, and the newspaper be too much to ask? Donna Reed never emailed anyone with a Blackberry, she baked them into pies.

Besides, any man who cannot provide for his family while his wife does her job is not a man in my book, or God’s.

Men, it is time to stand up and do your jobs. How could you have let women get this foolish notion into their heads? Stop being lazy, and provide for your family. There is no reason whatsoever that you cannot provide all the income that your family needs. The Republican Party has provided you with the jobs, now get to work.

It is time to restore the natural balance, for all of our sakes.

The time has come to stop letting the television raise our children. It would be nice if they would watch nothing but Fox News, but that does not seem to be a viable solution. Women need to return to what God intended them to do, taking care of our children and homes. Men, you need to stop letting women do your work for you. You have grown soft and lazy, and the country is suffering for it. To conclude:

Gentlemen, there is work to be done. Ladies, it is time to get out of the office, and into the kitchen. Your husband will be home soon, and he is probably hungry.

15 Comments:

At September 22, 2005 10:47 PM, Blogger Samurai Sam said...

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At September 22, 2005 10:48 PM, Blogger Samurai Sam said...

Bravo! This is either the nuttiest wingnut site I've seen yet or some of very sharp political satire. Entertaining, either way.

 
At September 22, 2005 11:47 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

I think it's fair to say that the scourge of feminism wouldn't exist if homosexuality didn't exist. The two go hand and hand.

How many straight women have you seen in the workplace? I've seen none. Every single female coworker has spurned my advances and a few have actually complained about the rump pats.

I make no distinction between the feminists and the homosexuals they are. Get out of the workplace lesbian harlots!

 
At September 22, 2005 11:52 PM, Anonymous Conservative Patriot said...

Hear hear! It is high time somebody said it! Women have been shirking their God-given roles for far too long in this society, and men have been letting them get by with it. Men! Reclaim your place at the head of the table! Stop ceding your cojones to someone who doesn't know what to do with cojones!

 
At September 23, 2005 12:23 PM, Blogger M.R. said...

M.G.S. - As if you have a job; Unless you consider spewing inane drivel viable employment.

 
At September 23, 2005 12:30 PM, Anonymous poormary said...

I beg to differ with "conservative patriot". Just last night my husband ceded his cojones to me willingly and without complaint.

 
At September 23, 2005 12:32 PM, Blogger Schwarzmann said...

Have I told you folks how brilliant you are? If not, let me tell you now. You folks are totally, mommy freakin' brilliant!

 
At September 23, 2005 4:46 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

kirk: Very true, homosexuality and feminism go together like liberalism and satanism. Just look at the feminist leader, Hillary Clinton, she is clearly a lesbian.

conservative patriot: Not only is Christianity under attack but also our very manhood. If we allow liberals to have their way we'll all be wearing pink shirts and talking about how much we dislike Jesus.

 
At September 23, 2005 4:49 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

poormary: I applaud you for fulfilling your marital duties but at the same time I am angered that you didn't allow your husband to comment for you.

bleichman: Of course we are. Do you think God would impart his most sacred truths to just any moron on the street? No, Michael and I were selected by God because of our moral character and unsurpassed intellect.

 
At September 23, 2005 5:40 PM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

Thanks to you and Kirk, Blue Gal found her crackpot, er, crockpot. I'll be strapping on my apron and making up something good and hot for y'all.

http://static.flickr.com/24/45931017_d8d98701f8_o.jpg

Keep the faith,

Blue Gal

 
At September 24, 2005 2:09 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Good for you Blue Gal! You may yet be blessed. I tried clicking on your link, but it didn't do anything. I know it must be a picture of you doing the chores God wants you to.

Now we have to talk about your picture. I'm afraid the Lord does not bless abominations, remove it or face eternal damnation.

Also remember, the Lord only approves of the missionary position and only for procreation. Make sure you lie as still as possible as it is up to your husband to plant his blessed seed.

 
At September 25, 2005 1:09 PM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

Thank you Kirk. It is above my female weakness to get an a href to work in blogger comments. But if you were to cut and paste the url into your browser you would indeed see a wife in apron and pearls serving her husband just as he deserves. As this picture shows so clearly, a wife must always appear to be subservient to her husband.

As to my own picture, again, I am wearing clothing and serving a beverage, both clothes and beverage are of my husband's choosing. I know of so many husbands within the Church, even in the ministry, who are tempted by internet pornography just because their own wives won't dress up a little teensy bit!

Thank you, Kirk. And thank you, CFAV... for your service to God/Jesus/America (same thing)!

Keep the faith,

Blue Gal

 
At September 25, 2005 1:49 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Blue Gal: I have faith that your link shows you as a proper subservient, so there is no reason for me to go to such extraordinary lengths to view it.

I still question your picture though. It appears to be the shadow of a demon falling upon you. I pray this isn't the case.

May the Lord bless you and your family.

 
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