Monday, September 26, 2005

Herman Responds

by Herman B. Hayes

First, let me thank you liberals for all your responses to the questions I asked you last month.

Your insightful responses have served to remind me of exactly why you are all going to hell.

I have chosen my favorite answer to each question. This is usually the retort that made me the most sick to my stomach. Enough with the preamble, however, let us dissect these responses.

1. Why are liberals so blind to political reality?
I will not use the names of the actual liberals that responded, as I fear for their safety. I will also refrain from most direct quotes, this blog does have a level of intelligence that we must maintain. We will call this respondent “Dolt”. Dolt postulates in his response that liberals do in fact see political reality, and that the American people will soon realize what the Republican party is doing to them. I, personally, can only assume that the American people have already seen what the Republican party is doing to them. That is why we won so overwhelmingly in the last election. Good, God-fearing Americans already know the score. Republicans –everything. Democrats- last dying wheezes.

2. Why must liberals be so keen on tolerating everyone?
“Foolish Heathen” replies that liberals tolerate everyone because that is the human and decent thing to do, besides, is that not how God would want things done? My thoughts? Liberals are idiots. God is a wrathful God, remember? There is a lot of smiting going on in the Holy Bible. God did not tolerate those who did not fit his mold, and neither should we.

3. Why do you feel that spreading democracy should not involve force?
“Miasmic Hippie” says that democracy will spread through peace and love and laughter, man, like a comforting blanket of dew over a field, you dig, man? No, I do not dig, man. I have laborers to do that for me. Democracy has never come about without bloodshed, and it never will. If you want to be free, you have to kill people. There really is no other way.

4. Why can’t more liberals go out and get a damn job?
“Welfare Warrior” believes that there are not enough good paying jobs out there. What? I have one. Everyone I know has one. Why can’t you get one. Simply put, you are lazy. It does not matter if a job does not pay enough to support you and your family. If you need to, get more than one job. Just stop crying to me about it. Now go flip some burgers for me, and I expect to see you putting gas in my SUV later today. Crybabies.

5. Why do you hate God?
“Satan’s Handwarmer” tried to convince me that most Luciferious-liberals do not hate God. Please, Liberals, I am not stupid. I know that you hate God. You enjoy killing unborn babies, and you think that killing people in prisons is wrong. You are against two of the major principals of God: an eye for an eye, and thou shalt not kill. If you mock two of the easiest to understand parts of being a Christian, how can you claim not to hate God? God knows how you feel, and your day of reckoning will come.

So there we have it, readers, the answers we were all waiting to hear. Now we have a small glimpse into the minds of the godless, the lazy, and the evil. Liberals will not be able to destroy this country and our way of life, unless we let them. We cannot let them. We must understand how they think (it helps if you have a fever), and keep them at bay.


At September 27, 2005 1:16 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

So nobody feels the need to comment on this post. That's fine! I didn't want to read any of your idiotic comments anyway.

At September 27, 2005 1:59 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Herman: When you post such a perfect analysis of the liberals, there is just not much to say except that I agree totally.

I don’t expect you’ll be hearing from any liberals since it is now abundantly clear to them that you see right through their façade.

Those French loving bastards!

At September 27, 2005 4:48 PM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

Mr. Steele, Mr. Hayes, and Mr. Kirk, it is just so hard to pick a favorite between you! Blue Gal has never loved three men at one time with so much pleasure.

At September 27, 2005 6:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well pick one, you harlot! Turn from your polygamistic ways!

At September 27, 2005 8:02 PM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

It is NOT polygamy to love many for being true and righteous, and of course I meant it in the Christian way, Mister Dirty Mind!

At September 27, 2005 10:01 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

anonymous: Honestly, you're disgusting. I had to reread blue gal's comment several times before I was able to detect this inuendo you thought was so obvious. I now know why you conceal your identity.

At September 28, 2005 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey! that wasn't me! someone is using my name and it isn't funny!

I would never say something so vile!

At September 28, 2005 12:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does this always happen to me? I've posted on more blogs than probably anyone in the world. What do I get for it? People posting falsely under my name! Again and again and again!


At September 29, 2005 2:41 PM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

Mr. Steele, you are a knight in shining armor to good Christian women everywhere. I will remember you during my Bible devotions: I'm on Song of Solomon 7:10.

Keep the faith!

Blue Gal

At September 29, 2005 4:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

blue gal, you may fool some of the people here, but not me. Maybe during your devotions you should read Nahum 3:4. It describes you pretty accurately.

At September 29, 2005 4:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey! that wasn't me! who keeps using my name?

Look, I wouldn't post anything bad about Blue Gal. Sure, I think her interests are a bit sick and perverted, but I'm okay with that.

At September 29, 2005 4:50 PM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

These anonymous commenters have never known the love of any woman, let alone the devotion of a good Christian woman who will raise their children. They hide their identities to conceal what miserable, impotent, unattractive failures they are, and to hide their iniquity from the mothers who raised them. By Blue Gal, they will be pitied, not censured, but vengeance belongeth to the Lord, and if I were these awful boys, I would watch out!

At September 29, 2005 6:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, Blue Gal. That's hurtful.

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