Friday, August 05, 2005

Potter’s Pestilence

by Herman B. Hayes

Harry Potter and his friends are back again.

I have done it again, readers: I have put myself on the line for you. I dove into the cesspool of evil so that I can inform you of the dangers therein. I recently finished reading the latest installment of the Harry Potter series, and sadly, nothing has changed. The latest book, The Half-Blood Prince, is yet another romp in the garden of Satan. The book is filled with the use of “magic” and again makes no mention of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Do not let your children read this book.

Do not even let your children talk to their friends about it. This book, and the others, are nothing more than indoctrination manuals for the occult and witchcraft. Harry Potter and his friends Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, and the rest are all followers of the Dark Lord. I do not mean the character Voldemort, who also goes by that name. I mean Satan.

This book attempts to teach children spells and incantations that will invite Satan into your very home. God is doubtlessly appalled by this, and you should be too. Only God has the powers that are attributed to the characters in this book. The only forum in which your children should be exposed to these things is in the Church, where the truth is taught. Do you want your children to be mindless followers of Satan?

There is only one book for children.

That book is, of course, the Bible. Children need to learn how to read, this is the truth. However, they do not need to learn to read from a Satanist like J. K. Rowling. All the words that a child will ever need are contained within the Bible.

Decoding the text was not difficult.

Let us take a quick look at the evil words that can be formed using the letters contained in the names of the three principal characters. These characters are Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger. Below is the list:
  • Satan
  • Hate
  • Hater
  • Threat
  • Pain
  • Degenerating
  • Porn
  • Grimy
  • Thong
  • Python
  • Orgy
  • Gory
  • Horny
  • Wrong
  • Sin
  • Endangerment
  • Derangement
  • Renegade
  • Thigh
  • Sly
  • Leathered
  • Desperate
  • Rioter
Take the time to read those words again. Is this how you want your children to end up? Well, that is what will happen if you allow them to read any of the Harry Potter books. I know that I want to protect my children. I read this book, and found it vile. I took it outside, doused it in lighter fluid, burnt it to ashes, and buried it with the five books that came before it.

41 Comments:

At August 05, 2005 12:37 AM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

I read those books when I was young, and, only being 15 now, Im a fierce conservative. Imagine me 10 years later.

 
At August 05, 2005 1:05 AM, Blogger M.R. said...

You are without question a man with too much time on his hands Hermie.

 
At August 05, 2005 11:11 AM, Anonymous WichitaJack said...

You've opened my eyes. I did some decoding of my own and found these horrifying terms:

swollen
tadpole
honeypot
spoogemaid
pert
trollop
herpes
moneyshot
honeypoodle
toyota
deep throat
herpes
treason
teen parents
pray to satan

I am truly concerned.

 
At August 05, 2005 11:29 AM, Anonymous WichitaJack said...

Oh! I almost forgot:

anal ranger
poon weasel
nasty piggy
twat harpoon
randy horse reamer

Phew! Rooting out sin is hard work!

 
At August 05, 2005 2:07 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Herman: I found the most disturbing message:

Death to Herman

J. K. Rowling is not only Satanic, she's a terrorist! I know God will protect you, but you might want to pass this information on to the FBI so we can finally put this piece of trash in prison.

 
At August 05, 2005 2:35 PM, Anonymous WichitaJack said...

Michael is in danger as well! I found this message:

Death to Hermans pal

Other horrific messages include:

semen glop
poo herder
orgasm wearer
olsen twin
penis enlarger
tripod
grandmaster whore
hairy anal wart
man lotion
homo hero is grand
dems are great

J.K.'s villainy knows no bounds!

 
At August 05, 2005 4:06 PM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

It is FICTION. That means it is made up, for entertainment purposes only. What kind of books do your children read at school? Only the bible? I highly doubt that's the case.

 
At August 05, 2005 4:18 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

bushcheney08: No, just think of the conservative you could be NOW. If your young mind hadn't been corrupted by those books, I am certain you would have been a Christian on the same level as Herman or me.

m.r.: Herman chooses to spend his time laboriously searching for evil under every conceivable rock to protect our followers. Of course someone who instead chooses to sow evil, such as you, would not be expected to understand this.

 
At August 05, 2005 4:21 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

wichitajack: I think anyone reading this blog should now be convinced of the evil contained with in this book. It's unbelievable that Harry Potter is being sold to our children.

pray to satan? anal ranger? randy horse reamer? Is this appropriate content for children?

 
At August 05, 2005 4:36 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

wichitajack and kirk: We are fully aware of J.K. Rowling's veiled threats against us. Don't worry, as card carrying NRA members we know how to protect ourselves.

alisoni moroni: The Democratic Party platform is based completely on fiction, and nobody doubts the threat they pose.

 
At August 05, 2005 4:50 PM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

Answer the question.

 
At August 05, 2005 4:50 PM, Blogger M.R. said...

M.G.S. - I'm sowing evil huh? You aint seen nothin' yet.

 
At August 05, 2005 6:24 PM, Blogger Blog ho said...

God is Good!

 
At August 05, 2005 6:31 PM, Blogger Blog ho said...

1 more! I found this after much scrying on my witch stone!

Herman is a douce bag! Sorry, Herman... bad news.

 
At August 05, 2005 6:58 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Allisoni: Is Satan fiction?

Wichitajack and I have shown you irrefutable proof that J. K. Rowling is a Satanic Muslim issuing a fatwa against two of the most upright Christians in America using anagrams read by children across the world.

Yet you choose to completely ignore this and instead attack Christians at this site. Why do you hate Christianity so much?

You are either with us or against us.

I am deeply saddened that you have chosen to side with the terrorists. I had thought you were finally on the path to salvation, but Beelzebub yanked that carpet right out from under me.

 
At August 05, 2005 7:01 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Sorry, I just noticed a typo.

J. K. Rowling is a Satanic Muslim issuing a fatwa against the two most upright Christians in America.

 
At August 05, 2005 7:47 PM, Anonymous Giovanni said...

Mr. Steele, Mr. Hayes, I read those books. I read them with good Christian spirit though so I could truly see what evil looked like. These books are simply abominations though. Reading them made me physically ill. Giving human beings only The Lord our God should have is wrong. JK Rowling will surely rot in hell.

Reading these books has actually helped me become a better conservative, for now I have a basic understanding of the sick perversions that play through liberals minds.

 
At August 05, 2005 8:17 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

kirk, Thank you for taking care of Allisoni for me. Clearly in this fight against evil we cannot count her among our allies.

Her protests are insignificant. This blog and the movement it is spurring grow stronger everyday. No liberal can stop us.

 
At August 05, 2005 8:20 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

giovanni, I do not recommend subjecting yourself to such ungodly filth again.

This is what I am here to do. I put myself in harms way by reading books and other liberal publications so that you don't have to. Only Michael or I have the moral fortitude to stare down evil like this. Please don’t put your very soul on the line to satisfy your own curiosity.

 
At August 05, 2005 9:23 PM, Anonymous Conservative Patriot said...

Let us not forget.

The Potter boks have been faithfully adopted and put into motion picture form by the ultimate agents of decadence and evil on Earth, the vile producers of unrelenting debauchery and evil in Hollywood, USA.

Money collected by the Satanic proselytizers in Hollywood is, of course, recycled right back into our nation's Capital, the better to buy the souls of the compromised politicians and commit them to a path of unwavering support of all things that are depraved, evil, un-American.

Now, I don't think I need to mention to anybody what political party is the benefactor of the Satanic largesse, do I? And does anyone think for a minute that it isn't all by design?

 
At August 05, 2005 11:53 PM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

Questioning should be welcome by those who preach the truth. If there is nothing to hide answers should be plentiful. Obviously, that isn't the case here.

 
At August 06, 2005 1:07 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Allisoni: Answer the question.

 
At August 06, 2005 1:17 AM, Blogger Allisoni Balloni said...

Satan may be fiction, actually. I have yet to meet the guy, and last time I checked, the evil in the world has been created by those given the free will to do so. Unless we aren't going be the bible, here.

 
At August 06, 2005 10:32 AM, Anonymous Giovanni said...

Your right Mr. Hayes, in order to cleanse myself from the evil of the Potter books I had to have an emergency exorcism performed on me just in case the evil had gained a foothold. I then spent the next 8 hours praying before re-reading the bible for the 5000th time, then reading some of Anne Coulters books.

Why doesn't our compassionate Christian president protect us from this evil? J.K. Rowling should be thrown in prison for exposing innocent children to this filth. Why the other day I walked past a book store and I saw a mother purchasing that evil book for her CHILD to read!!! How could a women subject the flower of her womb to such filth? It was all I could do to stop myself from screaming NOOOOOO DON'T READ THAT EVIL BOOK to them. But if I had I know that the evil liberals would have thrown me into an insane asylum. Mr. Hayes, this is my fight to. How can I help our cause?

 
At August 06, 2005 1:44 PM, Anonymous Vash The Unholy said...

O_O

CIRCE HELP US! WHAT IN THE HELL!! Are you TRYING to look like anal yupie retards on heroine or is that just natural for you two butt pirates (thats slang for gay, in case your righteous minds cant decode that)?

Its a BOOK! FICTION!! ENTERTAINMENT!! ... ya know... like the little boys you two spend your days touching in naughty places

ya know... if you had a logical arguement, i could have listened to you, but you DONT.

and its people like you that have caused me to denounce religion in ANY form... lets face it people... you ... are just irriated that some one has more success than you do. Pathetic fuckheads...

 
At August 06, 2005 2:35 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

The Devil walks this Earth and her name is Allisoni Balloni. I could not comprehend how someone could resist the holiness of this site for so long, but it all makes sense now. Only Satan herself would deny her existence. All this time I had suspected Ted Kennedy was the dark prince, but now I know who the Lord's adversary really is. It makes perfect sense that it's a woman. After all, it was Eve that spoiled everything by bringing sin to the world.

I have one thing to say to you Satan: Bring it on!

Cowering under the name "Vash" won't save you.

 
At August 06, 2005 6:47 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

Attention Idiots!

I have provided undeniable proof that this book is a work of great evil and yet there is still debate. Satan's fingerprints are all over this book and it's amazing that some cannot see this. You doubters need to wake up to the reality of evil before it's too late.

 
At August 06, 2005 8:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great site! I just wanted to say to the 15 year old "fierce conservative," I imagine you dead from an aneurism in 10 years if you get any more fiercely conservative. I only wish more conservatives would be that fiercely conservative.

 
At August 08, 2005 2:01 PM, Blogger veronica smith said...

omg!!!! you guys are weird harry potter isnt bad and if you let kids read it then they wont make a big deal about it. but if you do make a big deal about it then of course the kids are gonna go against you and theyll make a big deal about it too!!!!!!! and cant kids see another point of view all you people are trying to protect a kid im a kid and i get straight "A" work! so please take my point of veiw into consideration!!!! let kids see the non christian world to because you dont know which you like better until youve tried both, if there an atheist then there an athiest. and if there a christian then great grand!!!!!! poeple need more then one point of veiw!!!!!!! check out my blog whenever you can at www.artfromtheinside.blogspot.com

 
At August 08, 2005 2:04 PM, Blogger veronica smith said...

oh yeah and i forfgot!!!! in spain they let kids drink at the age of like 7(well as long as your over the counter)and my mom has lived therre so i know!!!!! and they have less alchohics there cuz they dont make a big deal about it!!!!!! but in america they have all of these rules that people try to go against them so think about that also please!!!!!!!

 
At August 08, 2005 4:23 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Veronica: Are you one of Allisoni’s minions? I can’t think of where else you got the idea that teaching both Satanism and alcoholism is right. Save yourself by reading, and obeying, the teachings of Herman and Michael.

 
At August 08, 2005 4:25 PM, Anonymous WichitaJack said...

Ms. Smith, you don't capitalize or use proper punctuation. And yet, you claim to "get straight A work", by which, I believe, you were trying to communicate that you get good grades. I can only conclude that you attend Satan's School for Girls.

This and your perverted over-use of exclamation points indicates that you are clearly possessed by the devil or some other equally evil entity, like Rosie O'Donald.

 
At August 08, 2005 5:41 PM, Blogger veronica smith said...

KIRK: i do believe in god but of course i have doutbs just like every one else!!!!!!!! you have to let people try both of them before they can truely call them selves christians!!!!!!!!

 
At August 08, 2005 6:15 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Veronica:

1) I don’t remember Jesus saying “Hey, try Satanism, then try us!”
2) You don’t seem to give people the freedom to choose at your site. You deleted my holy comment. You are a Satanic Hypocrite.

Perhaps you are the dark one and Allisoni is your minion.

 
At August 09, 2005 10:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the most hilarious website i have ever come across! Honestly! Thanks for the laughs.

 
At August 11, 2005 5:29 PM, Anonymous satan said...

you can run..but you can't hide from me for long..did you forget that i to am a child of your god..do not fear yo will follow me your brother in due time..hahahahahahhaha

 
At August 23, 2005 5:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha...hahahahahaha
what a loser
im a christian and yes the Bible should be read, but u have to be kidding me!! This is so pointless its hilarious. J.K. Rowling is a genious, not a satanist. Harry Potter isnt real, just like the "spells" in the books. They are all made up. What are you gonna do next try to ban the wizard of oz and cindarella?! They have spells and witches in them, they must be send from satan to turn us all into satanists!AHHH 98% of the people that tell me how bad they are have never even read them, so how would they know wat is in them? "I was in New Mexico once and a church had a Harry Potter book buring! I believe as a christian that everything we do should draw people to the cross and not away, and lets face it folks, nothing draws people to a church like a good ole fashioned book burnin does it folks? I think a good rule of thumb is...if Hitler tried it...maybe go another direction."-Brad Stine

 
At September 30, 2006 7:42 PM, Anonymous TeenageViewer said...

amazing how you all create a story that contains even more evil and horror then JK Rowlings. Do you think that any of those 'decoded messages' have any true meaning?
Since you all seem to do i have some for you concerning some of the main characters in the bible (I'm sure you know them all):
Dog
Stupid
Cult
Teen
whore
Facist
Hurl
dog style
Death
Fake
Poop
Apple
war
shrew
bob

May your god protect you from the evils of 'poop' in your holy book.
I truely hope you will escape the doom of excretion. Stay away from apples too, they are the fruit of evil after all.


Oh, and since i'm so corrupted by the harry potter books, i decided to extend my evil rant with a few more words you would rechognize easier:

George Bush= war slog
Herman B. Hays= ham herasnby
Michael Gregory Steele= hell orgie ace

wow, i guess since what you are saying is true... Steele is an ace at hell orgies! wow, congrats Steelie!!
And Bush... well, no suprise there right?

 
At September 30, 2006 8:06 PM, Anonymous Teenage Viewer said...

Oh, and from what name did you get 'satan'?
You arent making those things up now are you?

 
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