Friday, July 08, 2005

Thou Shalt Display

by Herman B. Hayes

The Ten Commandments are under attack!

There are traitors in our government. This shadowy group of treasonists is very powerful, and almost uncontrollable. This evil entity is our own Supreme Court. Last week, the Court handed down a pair of decisions dealing with the Holy Ten Commandments. The court ruled that the Commandments could only be displayed on government property if they were of historical significance. This is an affront to God, and an affront to every God fearing Christian. This argument is flawed for one major reason:

The Commandments are ancient, thus, all copies are historically significant.

Face it, atheistic idiots; the Ten Commandments were not hand delivered to Moses yesterday. This means that each and every copy of the Commandments is a historically significant article. There is no difference between those on stone tablets, those on scrolls, those engraved in metal, and those which are printed on my wallpaper in the den. Each and every government edifice should house at least one publicly displayed rendition of the Ten Commandments. Furthermore, the Commandments should not be limited to churches, schools, and government buildings.

The Commandments should be everywhere.

These Holy Laws should be on display everywhere we go. They should be in houses, in schools, in the Post Office, in restaurants, in public restrooms, on buses, in taxies, and so forth. It is my opinion, and the opinion of God, that the Commandments should even be displayed on the signs that currently appear on highways to announce Amber Alerts. There would be no kidnappings if people would obey the Commandments. The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of anarchy. The Supreme Court has made loving God illegal. The Court has the power to make the Laws of God into the laws of man, why have they failed to do such a simple thing?

Why do they attempt to remove such basic rules from society?

I am not afraid of offending atheists, Muslims, Buddhists, and other heathens. Maybe if they had the Word of God brought to their attention, they would give up their evil ways. The Court has made a horrible decision in asking Satan into our lives. The Court will soon move on to other mind-boggling rulings. Soon even mentioning God will be a capital offense. We Republicans must rise up and stop this madness.

A suggestion.
We must not let God’s Holy Laws pass into obscurity. We must keep them at the forefront of our thoughts. We must make our children, friends, employees, and co-workers memorize them. We must ridicule and mock anyone who cannot recite them word-for-Holy-word. There is no excuse for laziness, and there is no way that we can let this trend continue. Save the Commandments! Save the Word of God!

25 Comments:

At July 08, 2005 4:49 PM, Blogger Irate Savant said...

"I am not afraid of offending atheists, Muslims, Buddhists, and other heathens."

That much is certain.

 
At July 08, 2005 4:51 PM, Blogger Jane said...

On the other hand this limey, European, socialist athesist thinks this is the funniest thing since George Bush tried to ride a bicycle!

 
At July 08, 2005 4:54 PM, Blogger Julie said...

well, why don't you tell us what you really mean.

 
At July 08, 2005 6:21 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

irate savant: It seems that an especially sensitive Buddist Muslim atheist has wandering onto this blog.

jane: President Bush just more used to flying fighter planes than riding bicycles.

Wait, did you say you're a European socialist atheist?!? This conversation is over.

 
At July 08, 2005 6:22 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

julie: That was kind of the point of this post and in fact this entire blog. Whose opinions do you think these are?

 
At July 08, 2005 6:29 PM, Blogger Irate Savant said...

Rather, I am an atheist homosexual communist Muslim.

 
At July 08, 2005 6:32 PM, Blogger Scooter said...

You do realize that the decition was passed by a court whom, 7 of the 9 judices were appointed by Republicans.

Scooter McGavin's 9th Green

 
At July 08, 2005 6:38 PM, Blogger M.R. said...

I am in full agreement with you this time Hermie. The commandments should be splattered everywhere for everyone to see. In fact, I believe they should be tattooed on the back of every citizen's neck, right next to the identification bar code we'll all be sporting if deranged control freaks such as yourself have their way.

 
At July 08, 2005 6:39 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

irate savant: I had my suspicions that you were an atheist homosexual communist Muslim (aka a liberal).

scooter: This is just another example of why we cannot let compromise be the name of the game for this nomination. Read my previous post to see what kind of nominee I would like to see.

 
At July 08, 2005 6:51 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

m.r.: Yikes, tone it down a bit. You sound like so much of an extremist that it borders on self-parody.

 
At July 08, 2005 7:02 PM, Blogger M.R. said...

Thanks Hermie, I'm learning from the best!

 
At July 08, 2005 11:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great satire! Nice work, guys.

 
At July 09, 2005 12:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus was a Liberal...

[laughing at you]

 
At July 09, 2005 2:24 AM, Blogger Fred said...

As a good person with a good catholic upbringing...get a life...

 
At July 09, 2005 3:39 AM, Blogger Jeremy Maddock said...

I don't think they should be splattered "everywhere", as the church and the government need to stay as two seperate bodies.

No one can argue though that they carry a very powerful message, and shouldn't be ignored.

I wouldn't mind seeing them on a plaque in court houses, as they are great historical symbol of civilization and justice.

 
At July 09, 2005 4:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's funny that there are a number of people who get this is a joke and the people that don't.

 
At July 09, 2005 6:18 PM, Blogger Greg said...

Amen Herman, I love your blog. You guys should write a book. I will buy it. :)
Peace

 
At July 09, 2005 7:10 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

fred villarreal: I'm just curious do you always start off sentences with the phrase "As a good person with a good catholic upbringing..." Fool.

You are spiritually unworthy to even shine my shoes.

 
At July 09, 2005 7:12 PM, Blogger Herman B. Hayes said...

jeremy maddock: This is the sort of wishy-washy position I can't stand. The Commandments must become even more ubiquitous than ATMs to put this country back on the right track.

greg: You will be one of the first to know should Michael and I decide to grace the world with a book of our teachings.

 
At July 09, 2005 10:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are concerned with godless, liberal heathans, my brothers, than please consider this site:

www.disassemblance.com

Talk about deserving hellish torture!

Something must be done to stop this great Satan!!

Blogroll of Iniquity worthy?

 
At July 10, 2005 2:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very clearly, the Supreme Court wants to replace the Holy Word of God with the Writ of the Supreme Court. These modern-day Golden Calves must be exposed for the deluded heathens that they clearly are.

 
At July 10, 2005 7:46 PM, Blogger Michael Gregory Steele said...

anonymous #1: Evil yes, but it is not a blog.

anonymous #2: That's exactly what we're doing here, friend. We try to expose all of the enemies of God for who they are.

 
At July 29, 2005 1:10 AM, Blogger BushCheney08 said...

what about your athiesim site on there? thats not a blog.

 
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